The Traitors- Air Kisses & Antidotes

The Traitors- Air Kisses & Antidotes

🎙️ Podcast Summary

Traitors S4 E7 – “The Black Banquet”

This episode delivers pure gothic drama with the iconic Black Banquet. The cast shows up in stunning black-and-white looks, with Lisa immediately drawing attention for her outfit and energy. At dinner, tension simmers as Lisa quietly plants seeds—air kissing, fake pin mishaps, and subtle moves that later become crucial.

Allan recounts the chilling true story of the Black Banquet, revealing that one player has already been cursed. Two antidotes are available, but only two people can drink—or they’re gone forever. Chaos erupts as Natalie and Kristen take the antidote, ultimately leaving Yam Yam cursed. His final words shake the game: “It was Lisa.”

The morning after is filled with paranoia and damage control. Lisa insists it was only an air kiss, while Natalie’s language slip—saying “when we murdered”—raises major red flags. Faithfuls begin dissecting every detail: the kiss, the food, the card flip, and Yam Yam’s reaction.

The mission sends players racing uphill for gold and a powerful dagger advantage. Rob dominates the challenge, winning control of the dagger after outmaneuvering Natalie. Behind the scenes, alliances solidify, and the target quietly shifts back to Lisa.

At the round table, testimony piles up. Multiple players confirm Lisa kissed Yam Yam, contradicting her story. Natalie fights hard, claiming fear and fight-or-flight instincts, but momentum is unstoppable. One by one, votes stack against Lisa.

Lisa is banished—revealed as the most iconic, legendary Traitor of the season. Emotional but grateful, she exits with grace. The episode closes with lingering suspicion around Candace and Colton, making it clear the game is far from settled.

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Transcript

Wendy (00:01.038)
Hi, welcome to We Why Whenever, I'm Wendy.

Kelli (00:04.446)
I'm Kelly.

Wendy (00:06.05)
And we have husbands watching Housewives with us today, and you guys can introduce yourselves.

Husbands Watching Housewives (00:11.344)
Well, I'm Scott. And I'm Jeff. And thanks for having us back again. We're really happy to be with you guys. Yes, we're excited. And talk about traders. It's going be exciting.

Kelli (00:17.057)
We're very happy to have you.

Wendy (00:19.03)
Yes, thanks for joining. Yep, we are talking about Traders Season 4, Episode Number 7. It's called The Black Banquet. But before we get into Traders, we're gonna talk a little bit about Colton. The Colton of it all.

Kelli (00:21.29)
Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (00:35.333)
Right.

Kelli (00:36.545)
Real quick, excuse me one second. Had you guys watched Traders prior to this season?

Husbands Watching Housewives (00:42.544)
We did, we watched the last two seasons. Yeah, we didn't watch the first one. So you're pleasantly surprised, I imagine.

Kelli (00:46.121)
Okay, this is my first season watching it.

Kelli (00:53.245)
It's really my new favorite show, especially after this episode. I thought this episode was the best one so far.

Husbands Watching Housewives (00:57.519)
Yeah.

They've all been so good, but this one for sure just was really good. Campastic. Yeah, so much camp. You can't be beat. It's great.

Kelli (01:06.261)
Yep. Yep. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I had to get that out.

Wendy (01:11.468)
Yeah, so the cult and of it all, so he's got quite an extensive reality TV history. So he was on The Bachelorette. No, wait, he was on The Bachelor first, Or The Bachelorette. He was on The Bachelorette first. He was on the, asked him to be The Bachelor. And he was the first, he was touted as the first Virgin Bachelor.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:27.694)
Bachelorette. And they like them. Yeah, I liked them so much. They asked him back.

Kelli (01:29.591)
Nice work.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:40.356)
Yes. For obvious reasons.

Wendy (01:41.014)
I, now, yeah. I mean, I don't know what the definition of virgin is, to be quite honest with you, because I don't know. Listen, I'm not gonna question that. We'll just put it out there. Right?

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:52.71)
Well, yeah, yeah. My take on it was, you know, as a gay man, that he just, you know, he was trying to make a lot of things work to get himself straight. And it was kind of hanging a lot. A lot was riding on that. Well, he never slept with a woman. So, yes, he a in that capacity. Yeah. And so far, it's yeah. As far as the public knew, he was a virgin.

Kelli (01:53.227)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (02:11.136)
Right, exactly, exactly.

Wendy (02:16.438)
Right, right. And he was also on, I think, Bachelor in Paradise. And then he had some kind of show with Coming Out Colton, right? He had that show. then, yeah, and was that the one with Caitlin Bristow? Or that was another one.

Kelli (02:16.459)
Right. Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (02:23.32)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (02:30.553)
Right? Yeah, that was on Netflix.

Wendy (02:40.962)
He had something with Caitlin Bristow.

Husbands Watching Housewives (02:43.843)
Yeah, I don't know all the stuff he was on. don't know much past coming out Colton because we that was out in 2021 and we watched a couple episodes and then we just watched the sixth one last night just to catch up on it because we never watched finished watching. So.

Wendy (02:58.604)
Yeah, so then we were, listen to the Bravo docket all the time, just to see what's going on in the Bravo legal world. And they started to do this kind of deep dive in the allegations that were, he admitted to. I mean, he was stalking, putting tracking devices on the girl that he was involved with on The Bachelor.

Husbands Watching Housewives (03:13.253)
Right.

Wendy (03:23.104)
It was the girl that he chose. He wanted to marry her and the father did not give him permission. And he just couldn't accept that. So they broke, she left the show and he ended his season without anybody. But then after the show ended, the two of them decided to try it out, you know, not on TV. And yes, which I get that. That makes sense. you, you know, you think you have something and you know.

Husbands Watching Housewives (03:45.305)
left pressure.

Wendy (03:52.674)
Give it a chance, right?

Husbands Watching Housewives (03:54.073)
Now do both of you.

Kelli (03:54.497)
wonder why the father said no. Like, why did the father say no?

Husbands Watching Housewives (03:58.842)
He probably had a sixth sense, maybe not about his sexuality, but just got a bad feeling about him. We never watched The Bachelor, so we don't know the whole ins and outs of that season. Yeah, did either of you watch The Bachelor back then, or do you watch it now?

Kelli (04:15.389)
I watched it when it was first on. I watched probably seven seasons of it and then I was like, all right, it was a little played out.

Wendy (04:15.543)
Never have.

Husbands Watching Housewives (04:22.659)
Yeah, a little bit. I watched a couple of times with my roommates back in the day, but I don't think I was watching when he was on at all. So it was definitely... And I don't remember him on Bachelorette, because I always enjoy watching Bachelorette, because it's just the more guys throwing themselves at the woman, and I think that's way more entertaining than the other way around. They're all a bunch of tools, usually. But yeah, I don't remember him at all, but yeah, I just don't...

Kelli (04:29.781)
Yeah, now I-

Kelli (04:37.835)
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (04:37.857)
Right.

Wendy (04:44.482)
I totally agree.

Husbands Watching Housewives (04:51.373)
I just can't imagine going on that show as a closeted gay man for any other reason than hoping that meeting someone in that circumstance would somehow force me to be straight, you know, like, now is my chance to become straight. And I know I'm reading a lot of my own kind of thoughts into what his motives were behind it, but from what I can tell, I think that's kind of what drove him a lot in all of this. I mean, first off,

Kelli (05:07.285)
Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (05:19.885)
as young as he was at the time, you know, being offered this chance to go on reality TV, not once, but twice, but three and even more times than that. It's a hard thing to pass up. And I just, again, can't imagine that he wasn't just, you know, as religious as he says he is, just praying to God that like somehow meeting someone on these shows would force him to be straight and he could, you know, become someone different and get married, kids. Right. And clearly that

Wendy (05:27.713)
Yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Kelli (05:47.489)
Did he grow up in a very religious household? well then that does make sense. That makes a lot of sense.

Wendy (05:50.541)
Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (05:51.598)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the coming out Colton, he ends up going to meet with his old church pastor and are in all the old football coaches from high school. religion does have a through line to it, but not being very religious myself watching it. You know, it's a little foreign to me of like, does this really carry that much weight for the guy? But clearly it does or it must have.

Kelli (06:14.175)
It would. mean, Wendy and I both grew up Catholic, so we're well versed. But yes, I believe it would. That makes that makes more sense to me, quite honestly, quite honestly.

Husbands Watching Housewives (06:20.517)
Hahaha

yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (06:28.163)
Yeah, and I just remember when I was, I always hate saying it, because when I started coming out, I did the whole like, I'm not gay, maybe I'm bisexual, and just kind of doing everything under the sun to kind of make myself feel a little bit more normal, quote unquote, about the whole thing. So I did, with his story and kind of like the paranoia and the, see him displaying and all this, I just like, can kind of sympathize a little bit.

Kelli (06:44.439)
Mm-hmm.

Husbands Watching Housewives (06:55.279)
But he definitely with the stalking and going, went way far over the line. Like that's just not cool, but he must've just been really in a bad place and desperate to like make something different happen. But what he did to that poor girl, that's not good.

Kelli (07:08.747)
Yeah.

Wendy (07:11.53)
Exactly. Exactly.

Kelli (07:12.779)
I mean, the text messaging, and then it was like, he admit to it right away. Like it went on, it went on, and then they were like, wait a minute, and he was like, you're right, it's me. And I was doing it to myself too. Like, so I agree, he must have been in a bad place. I do think that part of it is that he likes this position he's in, being on all of these reality TV shows. I mean, I think that that's also

Husbands Watching Housewives (07:26.253)
Yeah, I'm surprised.

What, in the house?

Husbands Watching Housewives (07:41.37)
Yeah, there's some narcissism sprinkled in for sure, heavy dose of it. But yeah, I I also think about, you know, breakups that I had in my early 20s, you know, and just how desperate you are sometimes to just like feel accepted and like the stupid shit that you do the entire time. like you said, I used to text people too much, you know, just like, and you'd have all those kind of pathetic sort of like, why don't you love me sort of things. And it's just like.

Kelli (07:42.379)
Driving him. Yeah. Yeah

Wendy (07:46.828)
Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (08:08.133)
Oh, if I could go back in time and take all that back, I'm worth so much more than groveling. But when you're 22 and your heart's been broken or you have your entire idea of yourself and your future is one thing, it's gotta be tough. But dude, learn some coping skills.

Kelli (08:16.181)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (08:24.405)
I dated someone for seven years. We were four months away from getting married and he broke my heart and off camera I'll tell you what I did with my wedding dress, but I won't say it on the recording. So I get that. I get that.

Husbands Watching Housewives (08:33.893)
you cannot wait!

Yeah. So I mean, yeah, I can see how there's some desperation in. But I mean. But then it crosses the line. That's my thing. I can totally relate to, know, how not being able to come to terms with your sexuality and trying to figure that out. But then you make the decision to consciously one, go on the show, go on shows multiple times. I know you're trying to be straight and you're thinking it's going to force you to be straight. But still, you know, deep down, it's not going to work.

Kelli (08:47.873)
Mmm.

Kelli (09:00.972)
Mm-hmm.

Wendy (09:01.154)
Right. Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (09:08.953)
like you have some inkling and you still kept doing these shows. And then that ended and you glommed on to Cassie and then you break up and you're just so intensely focused that you then start stalking her. it's like, you had so many points along the way to make a better decision and a better choice and you didn't. And so that's where like I get, you know, it's tough coming out, but then I'm like, but you made poor choices and got to that point.

And I'm really surprised they actually owned up to the stocking. And, you know, I know that he can't talk about it because they have the whole legal issues and they, you know, they agreed on something. And so she, and she dropped the restraining order. But I'm just, that's surprising to me the most that like he owned up to it and just didn't deny it. And, you know, but yeah, I mean, he is, he is a stalker. I don't think he's a horrible person, but he made very, very bad choices. And, you know, that's where he is.

Kelli (09:56.235)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (10:07.436)
He did make bad choices.

Husbands Watching Housewives (10:07.458)
One of the-

Kelli (10:07.519)
And listen, I don't know what's going on with him on his social media. I get the feeling that Lisa Rinna going on and saying what she said is probably because, you know, we know how these people are. We know how these fans are. He could be getting death threats for all we know. That is not okay. That is not okay. Yes, he was a stalker, but I mean, you know, we know how these fans can get.

Husbands Watching Housewives (10:26.445)
No.

Wendy (10:26.838)
No. No. No, it's not.

Husbands Watching Housewives (10:35.011)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what's being like him and Cassie. So like you don't need to like, yeah, like his therapist and his priest, right? You don't need to, you know, throw death threats out there and come after this guy because that's that's yeah. What was interesting with the Bravo docket, the thing that I had never really thought of before until hearing them kind of go over it is like kind of how disrespectful it would be of him to keep going on these shows where the other women, you know, they're

Kelli (10:38.347)
Yes.

Kelli (10:43.413)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (11:03.525)
reason for being on the show is to actually find a relationship and that like he just pretty much wasted everybody's time. You know, in the back of my gay head, I'm just kind of like, you know, well, he didn't know, you know, but the same time, it's like, yeah, how many thousands, tens of thousands of dollars, if not more of production time and all this. you know, did he just waste by playing, you know, playing a game, so to speak. So it was kind of kind of messed up for sure.

Wendy (11:06.882)
Right.

Kelli (11:27.285)
Yeah.

Wendy (11:31.81)
I think too a big part of it is the whole, you know, he portrays himself as an NFL player, but as the Bravo Talk pointed out, he actually never played a game. He was only on the practice squad. He was on the practice squad. Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (11:43.385)
Yeah, he was a practice player. Yeah, that's wild.

Kelli (11:43.861)
never played in a regular season game. On numerous teams, but never played in a regular season game. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (11:50.596)
and

Kelli (12:08.095)
Normally I would ask my husband or my son like have you ever heard of this guy because they're all about it You know the stats and the fantasy football and all about it And I didn't ask them about him, but I should have because they probably would have been like no never heard of them

Husbands Watching Housewives (12:15.557)
Mm-hmm.

Husbands Watching Housewives (12:20.901)
Have they heard of have they heard of jazzing angels husbands on Potomac?

Wendy (12:21.08)
We don't know him, right now.

Wendy (12:26.09)
you

Kelli (12:27.157)
I'm going to ask them. That's a great question. I mean, yeah, because there's like controversy there, right? There was in the beginning of the season where Angel kind of alluded to the fact that Jazzy's husband was a bench warmer. I have to ask them. I gotta find the names. Well, I know Angel's husband's name, because he's adorable.

Husbands Watching Housewives (12:28.685)
Yeah, I'm curious. Are they actually playing?

Wendy (12:33.506)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (12:44.405)
Right. Right. Yes. I forgot about that. I mean, not that it's.

Wendy (12:52.046)
Well, he's retired though. Angel's husband's retired.

Husbands Watching Housewives (12:52.333)
Right. is he? Yeah, is. Yeah. Yeah. mean, I'd still probably be paid. Yeah, to be paid to play football in any capacity, you know, which is, I guess, technically the legal definition of professional. That's still amazing. But at the same time, the way they really played Colton up was though he was some, you know, protege football starter. And you're like, what? I don't I don't remember that. So.

Kelli (12:53.875)
I know, but he's not like long since retired, but Bobby Massey, right? That's his name, Bobby Massey.

Wendy (12:58.221)
Right.

Kelli (13:08.937)
Yeah, sure.

Wendy (13:08.94)
Right. Right.

Wendy (13:18.958)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (13:20.939)
And I could swear they said that he was like, or he said, like he was in the NFL for 12 years, but it wasn't.

Husbands Watching Housewives (13:28.441)
He has studied for multiple years. Yes, he did. In the HR department, maybe?

Wendy (13:33.516)
Yeah. The equipment boy. It's like, come on.

Husbands Watching Housewives (13:36.652)
Yeah.

So I mean, you know, the good thing, the good thing of all this is like if you watch again, the sixth episode of coming out, Colton, I think is the one if you really wanted information or at least their spun take on what happened. He meets with another former bachelor contestant and she says like, yeah, some of us kind of got a feeling and she makes it seem as though everything is fine and that we're, know, we're here for you and you're we're happy you're living your true self. But it was interesting to see.

you know, what they put up to kind of address the situation. So it's worth watching if you're interested in a little bit more information, but by no means is it like life changing at all. They felt like the one Bachelorette who was like, okay with him. So

Kelli (14:19.252)
Yeah.

Kelli (14:23.187)
Yeah, exactly. And she probably just wanted to be on camera again. She's like, yep, I'll say whatever, write the script, I'll read it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (14:27.453)
Exactly. Right. Yes. Right. So, but yeah.

Wendy (14:27.66)
Yes.

Wendy (14:34.168)
So let's get into this episode. This episode is the big dinner that Alan Cummings has promised us. you know, this episode had a lot of hype before it. mean, Alan said it was one of the biggest episodes of all the seasons that he's done. I'll be honest with you. I was let down because of all the hype. I wish they hadn't hyped it up. I I thought it was a good episode, but I was expecting more. honestly was expecting more because of all the hype about it.

Kelli (14:57.59)
Right.

Kelli (15:04.693)
I think there were a lot of things attributing to it being a good episode, not just the dinner. I thought the dinner was great and the murder in plain sight, but I think that there were other elements to the episode that made it such a good episode.

Wendy (15:13.74)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (15:22.693)
Yeah, I agree. Like it definitely was overhyped. It was still good. I enjoyed it. But you the way they were they said this is what changes everything. You would think someone actually got murdered. Yeah, I mean, and obviously Natalie's acting as if she was actually going to get murdered. I'm like, calm down. You're going to live. I need the antidote.

Wendy (15:33.814)
Right. Right.

Kelli (15:33.865)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (15:40.77)
Right. Exactly.

Kelli (15:45.047)
It's gonna be okay. You just get to go home to your family. I know that's scary, but you do

Husbands Watching Housewives (15:46.086)
I think honestly, I honestly think that like the previous episode leading into this, like the excitement that we left that episode with was so much more tangible and so much more just present than this actual episode came out to be. But I mean, I think because of that, they did what I think they needed to do is just like keep on the hype. And then you're right. It really, you know, we got resolution to it. But I guess if you're

Wendy (15:49.485)
Right.

Wendy (16:09.72)
Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (16:13.273)
binging the whole thing, it would be amazing. But the fact that we actually had to wait a week in real time, it's not so much. So, yeah.

Wendy (16:17.313)
Right. Right.

Kelli (16:18.795)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (16:20.738)
I think that's probably it. So it starts out with them at the dinner, the banquet, and they're all talking about their outfits. And I have Lisa's outfit behind me. thought, honestly, I was like, what the hell are you doing? Are you a sailor girl? Are you little Bo Peep? What is going on with his outfits? I don't know.

Kelli (16:38.111)
Yeah. Yeah. A lot. There's a lot going on with that.

Husbands Watching Housewives (16:42.45)
All of the above. It is a little bit much, but it's kind what I expect from Lisa Rinna and just to be a little bit ridiculous.

Kelli (16:50.401)
Yeah.

Wendy (16:50.642)
Jam Jam, again, this was another one. Like this is like, I get like LA pimp vibe. Like, what is this with this? Like, what is this?

Husbands Watching Housewives (16:56.767)
Hahaha

Kelli (16:59.691)
He needs a cane and a hat. I just pictured Kramer walking down the street on Simon.

Husbands Watching Housewives (17:01.863)
He does.

Wendy (17:07.214)
I did love Candice's. I loved the whole Medusa theme. I loved the crown. I loved the snakes on her arms, the snakes around her neck. This I loved. I don't know why, but I loved it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (17:07.31)
A of feathers.

Kelli (17:12.405)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (17:20.101)
I was about to ask you both if you watch Real Housewives and I realized who I'm talking to. But like, I feel like that look has been done a lot recently on Housewives though with the whole, the crowns and everything. But we haven't seen Candice doing it and she rocked it for sure. Everything she's wearing this season on Traders is pretty amazing. I'm a little weird here and there.

Wendy (17:30.306)
The crowns, yes.

Kelli (17:32.299)
Yes, I don't get it.

Kelli (17:38.209)
you then.

Wendy (17:38.446)
She did.

Wendy (17:42.059)
I agree. Yeah.

Kelli (17:44.021)
I think she's gonna win it, Candice. I think she's gonna go to the end. But I'll give you...

Husbands Watching Housewives (17:49.189)
I don't know. I hope so too, but this week's, think...

Kelli (17:52.958)
I know, I know.

Wendy (17:53.528)
You know what I... I think my prediction is, this is my prediction, she's gonna go to the end with Rob and he's gonna screw her. He's gonna screw her over.

Kelli (18:02.583)
I don't think Rob's getting to the end, but I'll tell you why when we get to it.

Wendy (18:05.302)
I think he is. Okay, we'll get there. Okay. Next is Tara's outfit. It's it is what it is. It is what it is. Maura's outfit was a hat not so much but the actual dress I liked it. The gold and the black.

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:06.862)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:13.839)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:21.241)
Yeah. I think the hat made it.

Kelli (18:21.527)
so blind. I just think that she is so gorgeous, she can wear whatever she wants. Do you not think of Pauly, Dolores' fiance, every time she says that? Every time.

Wendy (18:25.888)
She's gorgeous. She can. Yeah, I think.

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:27.641)
You think she's gorgeous.

Yes. Yes. Every time. She thinks a lot.

Wendy (18:34.082)
Hahahaha

Wendy (18:44.974)
So this is not a great picture of Colton's outfit because you can't really see the whole pearl thing he's got going on underneath this jacket.

Kelli (18:51.11)
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:52.761)
Yeah, which is a bit much. Yeah.

Wendy (18:55.636)
Yes, it's a bit much. I'm indifferent.

Husbands Watching Housewives (18:58.093)
It doesn't accentuate his smirk and his beady eyes.

Wendy (19:01.846)
Yeah. Johnny Weir is, I mean, classic Johnny Weir. I would expect nothing less from him.

Kelli (19:04.065)
Not as much as it could.

Husbands Watching Housewives (19:05.6)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (19:11.055)
That's like a Tuesday for Johnny.

Kelli (19:13.355)
Yeah, exactly, exactly. This old thing.

Wendy (19:19.212)
Yep. Dorinda, Dorinda looked fabulous. I thought Dorinda looked fabulous. And I don't have, I don't have the single picture of Colton, because I couldn't find it, but I'm not Colton. Rob, Rob had on the, it was like a, like a sleeveless breastplate kind of with all different emblems on it, right? I thought, yeah, yeah. I thought, I liked his actually. I thought his looked good. I mean, it was a little different.

Kelli (19:24.225)
Yeah. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (19:36.069)
a bit, almost.

Husbands Watching Housewives (19:41.733)
Like a vest, yeah.

Kelli (19:42.753)
Yeah.

Wendy (19:48.686)
I was actually watched, I've watched Traders with my oldest son who's 23 and he is a huge fan of Rob's from Love Island. And you know, he thinks that Rob is gonna win it all and he's like, but I would never wear these things. Like why are they wearing these outfits? He's saying, like what is going on? I'm like, well that's the show.

Kelli (20:10.039)
I think Rob's, yeah, and he's really diving in on the overalls. you know, he's just going, yeah, and he's gonna just pick over the top overalls, really, is where we're at. He probably went on Amazon before he left. Yeah, yes, yes!

Husbands Watching Housewives (20:17.253)
Yeah.

Wendy (20:17.845)
yeah. Yes, the overalls are good. The overalls are good for him.

Husbands Watching Housewives (20:25.637)
He might be trying to join a boy band from the 90s.

Wendy (20:26.604)
And that's fine. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. They really have a bromance going on.

Husbands Watching Housewives (20:33.177)
He and Colton, they're gonna start a boy band. mean, yeah.

Kelli (20:35.671)
See, that's what I think. I think that's going to be Rob's demise. And remember when Colton went to Lisa and said, if you protect me in the turret, I'll protect you at the roundtable. I think he went to Rob with the same deal and Rob took the deal. And I think that's going to be Rob's demise. Because now everybody thinks Colton's a traitor.

Husbands Watching Housewives (20:42.989)
I think you're right.

Wendy (20:48.908)
Yes. Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (20:54.309)
that makes sense.

Wendy (21:00.76)
But Rob can't take the deal. Rob can't take the deal. You can't. If you're a trader, if you're a trader, you can't admit you're a trader. You can't take a deal like that. It's part of the contract. No, but you can't. There's cameras everywhere.

Husbands Watching Housewives (21:00.773)
I didn't know how close.

I didn't know how close they were.

Kelli (21:12.075)
Well, you're not supposed to, but... Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (21:17.669)
Mm, that's.

Kelli (21:18.017)
I don't know. I'm thinking that this is what's happened.

Wendy (21:21.186)
I mean, it could be, but I mean, rule-wise...

Kelli (21:23.083)
And that's why they're BFFs.

Husbands Watching Housewives (21:26.755)
I didn't know that they're that close until like the last episode when he made a huge deal of I couldn't vote for Colton were so close and I'm like, did I miss this?

Kelli (21:34.785)
That's what I mean. We haven't seen it, but now all of a sudden that's what he's saying and it's very true because Colton said it in this episode. Like this is the...

Husbands Watching Housewives (21:39.621)
Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (21:43.426)
In the last episode, Lisa and Candace should have known something was going weird, going south with him when he started in this whole like, well, can't, know, Ron and I, really like Ron and I can't vote out, you know, Colton. It's like, why not? He just came for one of us. Like their single sole focus in the last episode should have been the three of them finding a way to strategically get Colton out of there as soon as they could without drawing suspicion on themselves.

Kelli (22:01.043)
Exactly.

Husbands Watching Housewives (22:11.717)
And the minute he was apologetic and starting protecting Colton, they should have been like, we need to prepare ourselves for something bad to happen. Of course, hindsight as a viewer, it just it's nothing. Nothing was right with that when it happened.

Kelli (22:12.406)
Christ.

Kelli (22:25.44)
totally agree.

Wendy (22:27.566)
So back at the dinner, Lisa has to try and get somebody that she chooses to touch her brooch, and that's the person who's going to be killed in plain sight. So while she's there and she's talking to everybody, she's in her mind thinking about who it should be. And she's got three people that she thinks. She's thinking maybe Jam Jam or Kristen or Natalie. I will say, yeah, right? That was crazy. That was crazy.

Husbands Watching Housewives (22:50.351)
Good thing she didn't hit Natalie.

Kelli (22:52.78)
OOF! OOF!

I mean, she like ripped it out of her hand. Or she just, or she jumped up. No, yeah. She jumped up and grabbed it, right? Or did, now I'm getting confused. Jumped up and grabbed it, okay.

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:01.282)
Yeah.

Wendy (23:07.276)
Yeah, she jumped up and grabbed it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:08.526)
she did.

It was insane because when she started doing that and before we knew who actually touched the brooch, it was just like, God, like what happened to Natalie that she thinks that she got? And to this day, we've never really even found out what she thinks qualified her to be murdered. That hyper fighter flight.

Wendy (23:27.736)
think it was the turkey, because she said that she ate the turkey. And Johnny was like, well, I ate the turkey also. So how can, or maybe Stephen said that. One of them said, well, I ate it also. So if you're...

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:35.118)
Right.

Kelli (23:39.767)
Steven served her the turkey. Yeah. Yeah. my gosh, and he's like one of my favorite on the show because I watched Laguna Beach. So they could say he's from One Tree Hill all they want, but he was from Laguna Beach.

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:41.071)
Served her key. Poor Steven.

Wendy (23:42.194)
Served her the turkey. Okay.

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:50.501)
I had a two.

Wendy (23:54.294)
Hahaha!

Husbands Watching Housewives (23:55.61)
Okay. Let's stop that one tree hill thing. Everyone knows Steven from Laguna beach.

Kelli (24:01.661)
Exactly. This is the premise of the whole LC Kristen Cavalieri beef. I come on. This is what I was doing when my kids were babies, by the way, watching Laguna Beach, reliving my high school years.

Husbands Watching Housewives (24:06.757)
Somehow I miss Laguna Beach.

Wendy (24:14.222)
I didn't see it either. I didn't see it either.

Husbands Watching Housewives (24:17.836)
Yes.

I thought for sure, took Lisa walking around a little bit amongst all the paranoia of everyone, like, did you touch the car? Did you, all that stuff? I thought all Lisa should have done is just have the brooch on really, really crooked. Cause then someone would have walked up, here, let me fix that for you. And just done it without even thinking. I know I would have, I'd have been like, I just would have been like,

Kelli (24:35.465)
Yeah. Yeah.

thought she was very obvious. I thought she was making it way too obvious that she was doing something.

Husbands Watching Housewives (24:50.679)
Right. But I guess if they can't tell that Candice was doing something when she started a conga line, then maybe they're just not too observant. They're not the brightest sometimes.

Kelli (24:56.577)
Bye.

Wendy (24:59.278)
So true. It's so true. So true. So the other traders are sitting at the table and they're all talking and they're Candace and Rob. They don't know if she's done it yet. They don't know what's happened because they're kind of doing their own thing. And then Alan enters the room and he gives them the history of the whole banquet and the whole castle.

Kelli (25:00.405)
No, you're right. You're right.

Wendy (25:23.574)
and that it was fit for royalty and the Scottish King James and they ate and they drank and they shed tears in the Alan Cummings way that he does it. And he said tonight is going to be a case of history repeating himself because at this very banquet a traitor has cursed somebody and right under your nose but he brings out these two bottles of antidote and

Husbands Watching Housewives (25:33.07)
You

Wendy (25:52.116)
If the cursed player drinks the antidote, it will save them from death. They will not die. I was like, this is an interesting twist. I like it. I did like it. But they have to decide which two players are going to get it. And they have a short amount of time. I wish I knew how much time, because they tell you the time for the challenges. I wonder what that short amount of time. No.

Husbands Watching Housewives (26:00.922)
Yeah.

Kelli (26:11.733)
I know they didn't tell us they he just all of a sudden announced that they had one minute left.

Husbands Watching Housewives (26:18.885)
Yeah, he was very demanding. Like, we need to know now, we must know now. Yeah. I thought, I forget her name, the top chef contestant, one whose card they flipped up. Of anyone, she should have been like, I'm the only one whose face was slipped up on those cards. Like, I think that would be a good reason for getting it. But everyone else was just, I just can't imagine living in that paranoia of that moment of just like, oh God.

Wendy (26:19.0)
Right.

Kelli (26:23.007)
Yeah, yeah, he put his foot down.

Wendy (26:23.128)
Yeah.

Wendy (26:27.278)
Kristin. Kristin.

Kelli (26:37.163)
Yes.

Kelli (26:43.679)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (26:45.731)
We just the minute they got to the dinner, everyone was just like, well, be careful. Do this, you know, watch out for this. But then once they announced what happened, everyone just panicked some more than others, obviously. But I just can't imagine like the amount of things you need to process all at once to be like, wait a minute, what was the weirdest thing that happened to me in all this?

Kelli (26:56.352)
Yeah.

Kelli (27:07.627)
Yeah, because you're not paying attention. You're just like, you look great. I wouldn't remember if someone, well, I would remember if someone kissed me on my face because when they do, I break out into hives. So I do, like if I go in for a hug, I'm very careful. But typically, you wouldn't really pay attention to an air kiss or a real kiss.

Wendy (27:09.175)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (27:20.91)
Wendy (27:21.28)
Hahaha!

Wendy (27:33.368)
Well, immediately Jam Jam said, Lisa kissed me on the cheek. And like, that was the first, you know, and then Steven said, well, I cut food. I'm like, okay. And Natalie was like, well, I think I'd like to drink the antidote. And then Tara said, well, I got, I got served turkey by Dorinda. Okay. Okay.

Husbands Watching Housewives (27:33.881)
Great.

Wendy (27:58.504)
I'm writing these things down, I'm like, okay. And then Candace all of a sudden, she's like, well, I think Tara should be able to drink. Candace really likes Tara and she does not want her to go anywhere.

Kelli (28:02.198)
Yeah.

Kelli (28:09.729)
Yeah. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (28:12.373)
curling iron that she likes.

Kelli (28:14.411)
Yes! Yes!

Wendy (28:14.446)
that's right. That's right. She did say that. It is her curling iron. You're right. You're so right. But then Kristen brings up, yeah, no, it's definitely important. Kristen brings up, think I would like to drink because my card was flipped over and Johnny Weir's like, yeah, I did flip over your card and it was your face. But in the craziness of it all,

Husbands Watching Housewives (28:18.469)
I'm

Kelli (28:22.767)
it's so funny. Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (28:24.261)
important things.

Wendy (28:41.038)
Kristen winds up getting it and Natalie grabbed it. Tara had it in her hand. Tara had it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (28:45.444)
Yeah.

Kelli (28:46.551)
So I think because somebody said it at one point, like, Natalie would not stop. Like she was going and go, like you couldn't even hear what anybody else was saying. So.

Wendy (28:53.858)
No.

Husbands Watching Housewives (28:58.457)
Yeah, I I wonder, it has to be weighing on her that she's the last gamer there though. Cause I mean, that's one that just seems bizarre in my mind, especially all the other seasons where so many gamers, you know, lasted so long. So for them to be down to one gamer, she's definitely has to feel a target on her back, but you know, a little bit. I forgot that she was the last one. Yeah. A little self-important.

Kelli (29:03.776)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (29:11.819)
Yeah.

Kelli (29:20.587)
Well, because now it's kind of like the jig is up. Like now, you know, whoever the traders are, if they're not a gamer, they're going to be like, let's get rid of them because they're too smart. They're too smart.

Husbands Watching Housewives (29:30.925)
Yeah, agreed. But no, we're going to get into this whole like, but there, no, I don't know. Everyone else now seems to think every single housewife is a nuclear scientist.

Wendy (29:32.674)
Yeah.

Kelli (29:33.227)
Yeah. How's wives? Not so much.

Wendy (29:42.264)
Hahaha

Husbands Watching Housewives (29:45.177)
They know everything that's going on.

Kelli (29:45.953)
Yeah.

They cracked the case wide open.

Husbands Watching Housewives (29:49.093)
Yeah.

Wendy (29:52.43)
So Alan announces that it was Jam Jam and he, you know, they take him away and he jumps up and was like, it was Lisa, it was Lisa. It was a...

Kelli (30:00.234)
aggressively take him away. They like pulled the chair out.

Husbands Watching Housewives (30:01.541)
And that seems really that that seems so strange that they allowed him to say something because if by all means he was cursed and let's just say it was a real curse and he really died and you know, he wouldn't have a chance to blurt anything out. You just be dead at the table murdered. Yeah. Yeah, I thought we wouldn't find out until the next morning when like who's missing who didn't come to breakfast. I think production kind of screwed Lisa there by letting him

Wendy (30:15.63)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (30:16.597)
Right, right, right.

Wendy (30:24.248)
I thought so too.

Kelli (30:25.814)
Yeah.

Kelli (30:30.263)
for sure.

Husbands Watching Housewives (30:31.009)
Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (30:33.207)
for sure.

Wendy (30:33.826)
Definitely. I agree with you, because I agree. thought we would find out the next morning at breakfast and see who was gone.

Husbands Watching Housewives (30:39.961)
But in hindsight, makes total sense that, you know, that would get the drama going and get the, you know, everyone pointing fingers at everyone else and over an air kiss. And then the funny thing is it wasn't even the damn air kiss. Right. You're focusing on the wrong thing and not the huge broach.

Kelli (30:51.285)
Right, right. It wasn't even what he said.

Wendy (30:51.342)
Exactly.

Husbands Watching Housewives (30:57.805)
And that's probably what's got to make it harder for Lisa to like deny it plausibly. it like, you're like, it's not even the thing that did it. Like I was concentrating on this damn broach.

Kelli (31:05.823)
Yeah, she probably wanted to scream it.

Wendy (31:06.38)
Right.

Wendy (31:11.886)
So the next morning at breakfast, I think it was interesting that the first people to walk into breakfast this morning were all the traders, right? Because that's never happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So at the breakfast, they kind of talked a little bit. And they were.

Kelli (31:19.927)
or that was on purpose. All right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (31:21.381)
Cause they didn't have a turret to like really discuss things and yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (31:28.493)
I'm surprised Colton didn't walk in right after that and say, did you notice that the first three people there were the, it was Lisa. Sherlock Colton. Yeah.

Kelli (31:33.719)
Right!

Wendy (31:34.264)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Kelli (31:39.189)
Yeah, Sherlock Colton.

Wendy (31:42.158)
So the three of them are talking about that they have to come up with a plan to protect Lisa and Candace. Like, yeah, we have to defuse the situation. And Rob's like, well, I'm just going to do what I always do. I'm just going to sit back and listen. Lisa's like, no, no. Like, you need to, yeah. But he doesn't. mean, he did exactly what he said he was going to do. He just, you know, and actually did a little more.

Husbands Watching Housewives (31:53.656)
Yeah, no.

Kelli (31:54.775)
No, you're not.

Husbands Watching Housewives (31:56.741)
and let the women do the work.

Kelli (32:07.233)
He did a little more, because he put her name out there again.

Husbands Watching Housewives (32:09.956)
little bit much.

Wendy (32:11.51)
Yeah. He did.

Husbands Watching Housewives (32:13.839)
So one of the things Jeff hates about me a lot is that I will be the devil's advocate, like to my detriment. But with this, like I found myself watching Rob trying to think of any possible reason and like he could spin to Lisa and Candice as to why that's a benefit, why him sitting back and just making it seem like he's buddy buddy with everyone and he's just kind of watching like how that would be good. And I can't figure out like.

why either of them would accept that is OK without saying to him like, no, guy, got to you got to step up and you got to help us because we're a team here. And I still like even by the end of the episode, I can't think of what he's going to say to Candace to justify anything that he did. And luckily, he can't. But luckily, Candace is no dummy and she's not going to believe anything he says.

Wendy (32:45.07)
Right.

Kelli (33:05.631)
Yeah, I think now we're gonna see Candice is gonna be out for Candice and Rob's gonna be out for Rob. And I think that Candice has done a good job of not aligning herself with anyone. He has aligned himself with Colton and now people think Colton is a traitor. So Rob should now sit back and not say anything and let them banish Colton.

but I don't think he's going to. I think he's gonna try to stick up for Colton and he's putting a target on his own back by doing that.

Husbands Watching Housewives (33:34.7)
No.

Husbands Watching Housewives (33:40.012)
I hope so.

Kelli (33:40.481)
That's why I think they had that conversation and Rob agreed to it. I think Rob's gonna continue to try to protect Colton, but now everybody thinks Colton's a traitor.

Husbands Watching Housewives (33:50.95)
I wonder like if they have to recruit somebody else if he would want to recruit Colton because that that would be a little

Kelli (33:57.548)
That's what I'm wondering. Right, do they ever add a traitor? okay. Ugh, she's not gonna let him add Colton. She's gonna get Tara in there first for that hair straightener.

Wendy (33:58.19)
I wonder that too.

Husbands Watching Housewives (34:02.841)
They do. do. Yeah. For the numbers.

Wendy (34:03.182)
They did last season. Last season they did.

Husbands Watching Housewives (34:12.005)
Here is so under the radar like no one would suspect Tara.

Wendy (34:13.422)
Ha ha ha!

Kelli (34:17.895)
I agree. I think Taro's a good choice, quite honestly.

Husbands Watching Housewives (34:20.963)
Yeah.

Wendy (34:22.136)
So I was listening to, was it Humble Bragg? I don't know. was one of the thousand of the podcasts I listened to. one of the old traders was on and they were saying that the people we see the least of on screen right now, which is people like Tara and Steven are the ones that go the furthest. So we don't see Tara that much. We don't see Steven that much. this is...

Like, they're gonna go the furthest in the game. Which makes sense!

Kelli (34:52.705)
Somebody mentioned Stephen in this episode though. They said they were, was it Colton?

Husbands Watching Housewives (34:59.557)
Yep. But who hasn't he mentioned? He'd mention his own mother if it made any sort of sense.

Wendy (35:01.87)
Of it's Colton.

Kelli (35:02.123)
He mentioned Steven.

I adore him. Yes, he would. Yeah.

Wendy (35:09.634)
He would, he definitely would. He definitely would.

Husbands Watching Housewives (35:11.877)
And people like she's not even playing the game. Why are you bringing her up? No, but she's a traitor. I know it. Big swing. I'm gonna go for it, guys. God, that seven thing never works.

Kelli (35:14.871)
She's not even here

Wendy (35:21.41)
Ha ha ha!

Kelli (35:23.857)
If we could just get seven other people to say her name.

Wendy (35:27.756)
Right. I think next week is going to be six. I think it's going to be six next week, right?

Kelli (35:31.969)
Yeah. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (35:33.879)
Right. It never works. They say, we need a seven. And then the seven just like scatter. Right. All it takes is someone saying, I don't know. you know, I heard Tara mentioned that, you know, she once touched somebody and it's just like, she must be the must be the murderer, the traitor.

Kelli (35:39.561)
Right, right.

Wendy (35:53.176)
You know who else is flying under the radar is Mark Ballas. Like we don't see too much of him either. Right?

Husbands Watching Housewives (35:57.824)
yeah. He does seem to be though the one that they all trust. Like everyone seems to think that there's just no way he could be a traitor. So he would be a good one like Tara to maybe recruit. True. I think so.

Kelli (36:02.167)
Yeah.

Wendy (36:02.712)
Yeah.

Kelli (36:09.537)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (36:09.772)
Is that her name, Tara? Because I did hear everyone's pronouncing her name wrong. It's Tara, not Tara.

Husbands Watching Housewives (36:15.023)
I think it's Tara. I think it's Tara. Sorry, I have a friend named Tara. Tara. But I've always heard Tara Lipinski like on the Olympics and on the news. Yeah.

Wendy (36:23.596)
Yeah, I did too. Yeah, I thought so too. I did hear her talk about that they are pronouncing her name wrong.

Kelli (36:24.513)
That's what I remembered, but you know.

Maybe she's like Teresa and just, you know, changes the pronunciation of her name every couple of years, yeah.

Wendy (36:32.94)
Her last name. Yeah, that could be. So in the morning, Dorinda comes out and she's like, when they pulled Jam Jam out like that, that was so traumatic. And Stephen's like, I'm surprised that he didn't speak up sooner the fact that he's yelling out that it was Lisa. And.

Husbands Watching Housewives (36:34.053)
Oh my god. You guys. J. Judy J.

Kelli (36:37.591)
To DJ, to dice.

Husbands Watching Housewives (36:42.823)
okay.

Wendy (37:00.524)
Then Natalie comes in and she apologizes. She's like, I was freaking the F out. I want to apologize that I chose myself. And Lisa said, well, you did. Like, why did you do that? So Lisa's like trying to put a light on Natalie. Of course she is, because she's got to get it off of her.

Kelli (37:18.763)
Right, right. And she can't say Colton because it's just too obvious. He's coming for her, she's going for him. Yeah.

Wendy (37:22.664)
No, it's too obvious. Yeah. It's too obvious. So they're going to go out and do the mission. The mission today is monumental. before they go out on the mission, in the kitchen, they're talking about like who they feel strongest about. And Natalie's name is coming up. they, Natalie's coming up and...

Husbands Watching Housewives (37:22.917)
to all of you.

Wendy (37:43.468)
Rob also brings up, which I thought was interesting, he said, as soon as two people have a different version of the same story, someone's lying. And Jam Jam said Lisa kissed him on the cheek, and Lisa said I didn't do that. So he's giving credibility to Jam Jam, and right then and there, he's still trying to take Lisa down. I'm like.

Husbands Watching Housewives (38:07.801)
Right, especially because...

Kelli (38:08.409)
Like the first opportunity he got, he took it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (38:11.149)
Yeah. Yes. And everyone, everyone was immediately like, yeah, why would Jam Jam have any reason to lie at that point? He's already been eliminated. so yeah, that's, what a

Wendy (38:17.856)
Right. Right.

Kelli (38:19.359)
Right. And he's wasn't a traitor because he just got killed by traitors.

Husbands Watching Housewives (38:24.229)
Right. God, Rob's a snake. I was so mad. I was so mad.

Kelli (38:27.463)
my gosh, such a snake. couldn't believe it. I'm like, my God. Like I'm saying it out loud. I can't believe he's doing that to Lisa.

Wendy (38:27.832)
Yeah.

Wendy (38:32.696)
Right.

Wendy (38:36.694)
Right, exactly. Now meanwhile, in the other room is Kristen and Tara and Lisa is about to walk in but she sees them talking and they're like, no, no, no, you can come in. And she comes in and, Natalie, did I say Natalie? Natalie and Tara were there. And Natalie says, when we murdered them. And Lisa immediately was like, And she did say it, we heard her say it. And.

Husbands Watching Housewives (38:49.166)
Kelli (38:52.203)
Yeah, Natalie and, yeah.

Kelli (38:59.243)
Yes, she did.

Wendy (39:05.442)
She's like, I'm gonna use this. And she did, as soon as she got in the van on the way to the challenge, she told everyone in the van. And when they got to the round table, she brought it up and Tara's like, yeah, she validated it, because she heard it. She did hear it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (39:19.033)
What I'm, I'm still surprised that Natalie didn't say, yeah, but Portia said the exact same thing and look at that, you know, like that was easily like, were all making these mistakes. It's easy because we're all talking about who gets murdered, who gets banished. Like, sorry, I didn't use the right word. You know, that would have been an easier out, but it's just weird that she missed it.

Wendy (39:27.01)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (39:36.203)
Yes. Yeah.

Wendy (39:38.721)
Mm-hmm.

So when they get to the challenge, what they have to do is they have to race to the top of the epic monument. But on the way there, they have 30 minutes to reach the summit. They have to gather as much gold as they can carry and deliver it to the top. And they can earn $25,000 in the prize pot. But they will also have the opportunity to win a dagger, which will bestow the dagger holder two votes at

the round table that can only be used once on the next four round tables. Okay, that's a lot of directions.

Husbands Watching Housewives (40:16.133)
Yeah, it was a lot. It was convoluted for sure.

Kelli (40:20.343)
especially when they got to stop and throw the gold and try to crack the things and then they get 20 pieces of gold. And when Rob was talking about how back home, you know, I go by the stream and I throw rocks, I'm like, man, I don't know where this guy grew up, but it really prepared him to be on this show. Like, who knew? Who knew?

Wendy (40:31.917)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (40:40.549)
Alabama's just a whole different speed of life.

Wendy (40:44.482)
He's a snake wrangler. Like, that's what he does.

Kelli (40:47.819)
that this guy's extracurricular activities from 12 years old and up, we're gonna prepare him for this show so well.

Husbands Watching Housewives (40:51.033)
Yeah

I'm waiting for the snake challenge. Whoever wrangles the most snakes gets a shield.

Kelli (40:57.786)
Hahaha!

Wendy (40:58.019)
Yeah.

Kelli (41:01.815)
Then I'm gonna say, right production, you really like Rob. You really wanna see him win this.

Husbands Watching Housewives (41:05.293)
Yeah, I loved I loved I loved in this challenge though that the three housewives were just like screw this we're just walking up this hill. Yeah, like we're not made for this.

Wendy (41:06.37)
Yeah, exactly.

Kelli (41:13.045)
Yeah.

Wendy (41:13.101)
Yeah.

Kelli (41:16.491)
Yeah, and then just gave their gold away at the top. They're like, yep.

Wendy (41:18.158)
That's.

Husbands Watching Housewives (41:19.149)
Yeah.

Wendy (41:21.452)
It's so funny because I said to my son, you know, they have an open cast for traders for normies. I said, I'm going to apply. He's like, you could never do it. They won't let you in. Medically, they won't. You can't do that. I said, I would be with those women right there walking up the hill. I can do it. I can walk up the hill. What are you talking about? I could definitely walk up the hill. He's like, you can't physically do it. I said, I can so. It's not just about physical. It's about mental. It's about mental.

So we'll see, I am applying.

Husbands Watching Housewives (41:50.265)
He,

Kelli (41:50.423)
I don't know if I could do it in a half hour, but I could do it.

Wendy (41:53.602)
Well, can get up there.

Husbands Watching Housewives (41:53.638)
And also you don't get eliminated for not being able to do it. You know, it's more so about the round. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's always talking. He was for the longest time. Like we should try out for amazing race. This looks like fun. And then I one of the seasons I learned like what they all do to prepare for the amazing race. And I was like, do you want to do any of these things to train? He's like, no, we should not apply for the amazing. I can't even drive stick. So I can't be amazing. He's not he's not good with maps and he can't drive stick shift. So we're just out immediately.

Wendy (41:57.142)
Right, you just don't get a shield. Right.

Kelli (42:16.951)
Is there wine involved in the preparations?

Wendy (42:23.608)
That's so funny.

It's so funny because my brother and I talked about doing the Amazing Race together a long time ago because it's been on forever. I would never try and do that with my husband. Ever. Never. Ever. No. But I could.

Kelli (42:27.777)
Kelli (42:34.571)
Yeah.

no, that would never work. We were arguing outside shoveling snow the other day.

Husbands Watching Housewives (42:40.581)
think we'd be okay.

Hahaha

Kelli (42:45.557)
He comes out and starts telling me how to do it. I'm like, I'm sorry, sir, but I've been here for about 45 minutes doing this prior to you coming outside of the house. I think I got it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (42:52.836)
you

Husbands Watching Housewives (42:58.413)
Yeah, that's true. never thought about that. You're on your own on traders, but amazing race. We would get to yell at each other.

Kelli (42:58.475)
Yeah, no amazing race for us.

Wendy (43:01.037)
Yeah.

Wendy (43:07.96)
Yeah.

Kelli (43:09.089)
Work as a team.

Husbands Watching Housewives (43:12.203)
Right, that's what I meant. That's what I meant to say.

Wendy (43:14.134)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (43:17.273)
Well, I hope you get on, Traders. That would be fantastic.

Kelli (43:20.609)
Me too.

Wendy (43:22.562)
That would be exciting. But, you know, whatever. Not yet, but I'm going to. I have until March something. I have to make a video. I went on the website. I have to make a video. I'm gonna do it. Why not? I've got nothing to lose, right? I mean, there's a pretty slim chance. I think it's in Scotland. No, I think it's in Scotland. No, no, no. There's a thing. No, there is a...

Kelli (43:24.161)
Did you apply?

Yeah, you have to do it.

Kelli (43:34.389)
Yeah, yes, yes, no, nothing to lose. And if it's in New York, I mean, what could these challenges be? You're not climbing up a big high mountain.

Husbands Watching Housewives (43:35.619)
Yeah!

Kelli (43:44.941)
I thought it was in New York.

Husbands Watching Housewives (43:46.777)
Scotland.

Wendy (43:49.24)
There is a trader experience in Brooklyn that we can go to and pay and pretend. That's something different. That's something different. But this is a

Kelli (43:52.125)
that's right. That's right.

Okay, okay.

Husbands Watching Housewives (43:56.112)
But think, Wendy, I think the thing you need to ask yourself, every single season of Traders, they get out on a boat and they row out into water and do something stupid on a boat. You're fine? You're good on a boat? Okay.

Wendy (44:04.17)
I row. Yeah, I could do that. I grew up on the water. My house was on the water. I grew up on the water. I'm fine. Yeah, Yep. There you go. I don't recall them ever wearing life jackets, Do they wear life jackets?

Husbands Watching Housewives (44:09.996)
perfect. Then you're good. All right.

Kelli (44:10.903)
Just wear a life jacket. Wear a life jacket.

Husbands Watching Housewives (44:13.999)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (44:17.741)
I just think of Dolores last season. I think of Dolores last season just sitting out on the dock, just laying there. You're like, just leave me here, I'm fine.

Kelli (44:18.488)
I think they were last time.

Wendy (44:21.19)
yeah, Dolores, that's right.

Kelli (44:26.843)
Yeah, I'm good.

Wendy (44:28.888)
Mm-hmm.

Okay, so next, they're doing the challenge, they're getting the gold rocks, they get to throw the rocks, the gold to break the things. mean, Candice threw all of hers. She got none and she threw all of hers. She wound up with an empty bag, which makes it easier to walk up the hill, right?

Kelli (44:50.347)
Yeah, lightened our load.

Wendy (44:53.888)
I did think it was interesting that Colton helped Rob carry his bag because it was so heavy. I was like, okay.

Husbands Watching Housewives (44:59.557)
You know, I, not a euphemism. No, but I'm actually surprised it didn't occur to me till right now that do you think Colton has a little bit of a crush on Rob? 100%. What's that? Colton. Yeah, he's very nice. True, true. Maybe they have one of those packs for like,

Kelli (45:00.203)
I know, that's what I'm saying.

Wendy (45:05.32)
HA

Wendy (45:13.634)
He's married! No, he's married! He's married! Well... Colton. With child. They have a child. Alright, good point. Good point, good point, good point. He's cute! He's cute. He's cute. He's charming, actually.

Kelli (45:14.135)
I mean, who doesn't? But who doesn't? Who's married?

Me too, I have a crush on Rob.

Kelli (45:25.343)
Yeah. So cute.

Husbands Watching Housewives (45:30.423)
If it's on another continent, doesn't count, right? If it's in a weird Scottish castle, it's free game.

Wendy (45:33.836)
hahahahah

Kelli (45:33.919)
Yeah, exactly.

Wendy (45:40.942)
That's it. That's it. Right. So they get up there and they find out that they can put the they can give their gold to other people because it's who's ever box has the most gold. So all the ladies give their gold away because you know well not Candace because she has none to give away.

Kelli (45:41.451)
Maybe he's his hall pass, who knows? I have LL Cool J and Mark Wahlberg. It'll happen if I'm ever in the same room. Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (45:43.109)
Never.

Husbands Watching Housewives (45:47.237)
nice. Good choices. Good choice.

Wendy (46:09.102)
They find out that the pot, they added $17,800 and the six with the most gold have a chance to win the dagger. So the ones that are eligible are Colton, Eric, Mark, Natalie, Rob, and Stephen.

Rob is the one who had the chest with the most gold, so he gets an extra advantage in this competition, which was key, actually. That was key to winning this competition.

Husbands Watching Housewives (46:43.15)
Yeah.

big racking leak.

Wendy (46:46.22)
We don't know what it is, but so that, yeah, we find out that the five of them each have a tablet in front of them, and on the tablet underneath there's either an X or a dagger. And Rob, with the advantage, gets to ask them questions and decide whose tablet he wants based on how they answer the questions.

Husbands Watching Housewives (47:05.977)
I have to say the way he went about asking those questions is actually pretty good. Like I used to do loss prevention for work and so I'd have to sit down with a lot of people and just do the interrogation and trying to, you know, ask them innocent questions just to kind of gauge how they were. And what he did actually was right at kind of like along the lines of the the book. And so, yeah, he asked some good questions. I don't think that the way it was edited together, like I really got a good sense that like their responses were meaningful.

Wendy (47:14.337)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (47:26.145)
Mm-hmm.

Wendy (47:26.21)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (47:39.295)
Yeah, I bet you he asked more than three questions because they basically showed three questions per person. I'm sure he asked more than that, but I agree with you. I thought his technique was really smart.

Wendy (47:43.628)
Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (47:43.695)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (47:50.234)
But did we all think that Colton had the dagger when he got to him and he's like. Yeah, like he totally nodded and was giving. don't know what the point of that would have been to like that would have thrown Rob off like if they do have an alliance, why would he have done that? It's kind of weird.

Kelli (48:05.065)
Right, right, right, you're right. I think I could tell right away that Natalie had it. You could just tell.

Wendy (48:10.286)
I know, I thought Colton's...

Husbands Watching Housewives (48:14.045)
really?

Wendy (48:14.328)
I could too. I could too. I thought that Natalie was very telling. I thought her response...

Husbands Watching Housewives (48:18.753)
I see, think is it Colton's, Colton's nodding and everything. I thought he had it and they were going to try and like do a little, you know, Alliance thing to make it, bring it home. But I guess that's what the editor's counted on. a gamer, she's a bad liar.

Kelli (48:29.258)
Right, right, right.

Wendy (48:29.954)
I thought it was her smile.

Kelli (48:34.517)
You should, yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (48:34.926)
I thought it was her smile. I thought it was her smile and her eyes. Like to me, like she was lying and she gave it away. And Rob got that. Like he got that she was lying. So when I was watching it with my son, he said what he would do is he would say he had the dagger, even if he didn't. I was like, well, that's an interesting, that's an interesting, right? Like.

Husbands Watching Housewives (48:37.293)
Yeah.

Kelli (48:42.145)
Mm-hmm.

Husbands Watching Housewives (48:46.917)
Mm.

Husbands Watching Housewives (48:57.285)
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like what if someone said, yes, I have it. Yeah. Oh, but like, dude, I've been like, dude, will turn you around, turn it around and show you, you know, just dare me.

Wendy (49:04.086)
Right, right. I was like, that's interesting.

Kelli (49:04.843)
Right, right.

Kelli (49:12.821)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (49:12.846)
But listen, think that's an interesting take to actually lie and say you have it when you don't.

Husbands Watching Housewives (49:19.673)
Yeah. That's smart.

Kelli (49:21.439)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (49:21.528)
Right?

Wendy (49:26.606)
I think about these things when I get there, in case I have these challenges.

Husbands Watching Housewives (49:28.709)
Yes. This is your prep.

Kelli (49:30.679)
You better take notes. Keep these notes. Recapping these shows.

Husbands Watching Housewives (49:35.27)
But the thing that sucks so much, though, is that Rob gets it. And that means he's going to have two votes. And just if he if he if he wasn't cocky enough going into this thinking that he is playing everyone now, he just has this insurance policy that means he can go ahead and just get, you know, a half assed sort of commitment to get someone out of there and then he can bring it over the finish line. And that's just so dangerous. It's too much power. Yeah. Yeah. Disappointing.

Wendy (49:36.994)
That's right.

Wendy (49:42.606)
Well, that's it.

Kelli (49:47.447)
Hmm?

Wendy (49:51.587)
does.

Kelli (50:02.443)
Yeah, it definitely does. It definitely does.

Husbands Watching Housewives (50:05.433)
Mm.

Wendy (50:05.826)
Which by the way, when they got back to the castle and he made that pact with all of them, I said to myself, that is brilliant. Nobody else would have thought to do that. That was brilliant. Honestly, that was brilliant. Like, that's why I think, this is one of the reasons I think he's going to the end. I think he's very, very smart. He thinks, he really thinks. Like, I feel like he's two steps ahead of everybody.

Husbands Watching Housewives (50:30.373)
But I think a lot of that is dependent upon no one thinking he's a trader. I think the minute they can get some doubts in there that he's been too smart all along. And that's, think, where Candice has to really step her game up and start saying, notice how he knew this when we thought this and this when we thought that. then he's moving you around like,

Kelli (50:48.619)
Yeah, and Candice is a fan fave. Like everybody on the cast now loves Candice. Yeah, I mean everybody together loved Candice, but especially the people who are left now. So I feel like she can persuade more so than he can at this point, especially because he's aligned himself with Colton.

Wendy (50:53.659)
I love Candice.

Husbands Watching Housewives (50:55.119)
Yeah, yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (51:00.186)
Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (51:08.409)
Right. Yeah. And Candice isn't doing. Yeah, Candice isn't doing a lot. Those eyes are good. Candice isn't doing a lot to, throw random accusations out there. mean, maybe that changes with what happened at the roundtable in this one. People might perceive that as like, whoa, that's the first time that's come up. But she was always very consistent, like with Ron. She didn't, you know, it's like, I'm still thinking it's wrong. Like she wasn't going.

Wendy (51:09.752)
But he's charming. He is charming and he's got those eyes.

Kelli (51:32.117)
Yeah.

Kelli (51:37.366)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (51:38.403)
Like the Tiffany thing with Colton. Nothing like she was pulling anything out of her ass. Yeah.

Kelli (51:41.077)
Right.

Yeah, she's playing it very smart, I think, Candice. I don't know why she voted for Rob, like, well, we'll get there, but that was interesting.

Wendy (51:47.886)
No, no, I agree. I definitely think she's playing it smart. We're gonna have to just...

Husbands Watching Housewives (51:54.425)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (51:59.248)
Shots fired.

Wendy (51:59.384)
So when they get back, make the pact and Steven immediately goes inside and tells everyone, okay, we made a pact. We're not telling you who it was. I was like, didn't expect that either. Okay. Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (52:08.873)
Yeah. He's so honest. But I mean, he's a good faithful. Right. But that's also gets him to feel like, hey, we feel in his reason was we're all safer this way, because no one knows who has it. So we can't they can't be targeted to be, you know, not exiled. What's the word banished or murdered or murdered? Yeah.

Kelli (52:13.205)
He is, he is. It's probably gonna be his demise.

Wendy (52:31.554)
Banished, right. Which, as we know, the only one who that was saving was Rob. The only one that, so, but Steven is putting it out there, like it's saving him too. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Kelli (52:31.925)
Right, right.

Kelli (52:39.575)
for sure.

Husbands Watching Housewives (52:45.615)
Like Rob, play them like a fiddle.

Kelli (52:46.379)
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Wendy (52:48.002)
He did, he certainly did. He did, he did. So they get to the round table and I always write this down, the first person to speak is Lisa this time. she said, you know, she brings up Natalie today in the library with Tara, you said when we murdered. And the look on her face and Tara's like, yeah.

She did say it, like I did hear it. And Natalie said, I can't prove I didn't say that, but there's gonna be mess ups. We're gonna say things that we don't mean, which would have been the time that she should have brought up what happened with Portia.

Kelli (53:31.177)
Yeah. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (53:32.206)
Right. Yeah.

Wendy (53:33.858)
But she didn't, she wasn't able to do it.

Husbands Watching Housewives (53:38.448)
What always baffles me is, again, like how they go into these round tables just so it's Natalie, it's Natalie, it's Natalie. And all it takes is someone to be like, look, Lisa just wiped her hand on her shoulder. It must be Lisa. They're like, good point. I choose my vote. Right. And so like, it's just so quickly. just no one's everyone in there thinking Natalie. But then the fact that I forget exactly what happens next, but the fact that they were like.

Kelli (53:50.385)
Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Husbands Watching Housewives (54:06.687)
so easily jumped off of Natalie onto the next subject, it just baffled me.

Kelli (54:11.511)
Right? Didn't they jump on Tara?

Husbands Watching Housewives (54:14.713)
Yeah, weren't they on terror?

Wendy (54:15.168)
No, was, well, no, was Colton said it like, I'd like to talk about Jam Jam. And Natalie said, so would I, and Rob is nodding his head. So that's when they go in on Lisa. I mean, Colton's the one who brought it up. you know, he said, obviously, now I know that we can 100 % trust Jam Jam, because he was a faithful and he's gone. And.

Husbands Watching Housewives (54:20.829)
Wendy (54:41.186)
You know, his last words were Lisa kissed him. Like that was her thing. But the thing is, you know, these round table sessions are at least an hour, sometimes longer. I heard they could be up to five hours, which I think five hours is a bit insane, but they edit it so that we think it's somebody else. Like that's what they give us, you know?

Husbands Watching Housewives (54:41.421)
It was a good point.

Husbands Watching Housewives (54:55.449)
Yeah.

Kelli (55:01.759)
Right, so there's probably a lot more communication about who they're targeting, we're just not seeing it. like, cause I feel like they, right, and I feel like somebody did bring up Tara, right? Because didn't Candice say to Tara, like, I can't vote for you, I don't think you're a traitor. Did Tara get some votes? No, I...

Husbands Watching Housewives (55:01.765)
through.

Wendy (55:10.134)
Right. What are we seeing? We're seeing five minutes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (55:11.16)
Right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (55:25.477)
She didn't know. Yeah. But I think what you're saying, that makes sense that all these, if you hear so many hours and so many hours, you might think, you know what? After a while, this doesn't make sense. I'm going to change my vote. So yeah, it's like, we're not seeing that convinces them. That's a good argument. Like jury duty.

Wendy (55:25.975)
Now.

Kelli (55:38.08)
Yes.

Wendy (55:41.398)
Right. Right, we're not.

Kelli (55:42.593)
We're not seeing the progression of the conversation leading up to that.

Wendy (55:45.964)
Yes, exactly.

Husbands Watching Housewives (55:46.98)
Yes. You know, I'm a firm believer that when the season's over on Housewives, all this stuff, they should just release raw footage, just like they did the Big Brother cam, like feed. I would watch if there was a five hour roundtable, I would fast forward through it, but I would watch the back and forth at least one season's worth. I would give it a try because there's got to be some really interesting stuff. But then again, how much of that gives away the manipulation that they're actually, you know, putting into the editing.

Kelli (56:05.248)
Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (56:16.089)
But I would love it today's thought for bathroom bathroom break. Right.

Kelli (56:16.321)
What I would also like to see is them back at their hotels. I wanna see them the after party. As you know, there's gotta be some slop. you're right, they put one drink maximum on them.

Husbands Watching Housewives (56:24.703)
Yeah.

Wendy (56:25.358)
I don't think there is an after party. No, no there-

Husbands Watching Housewives (56:29.571)
Yeah, they're sick Western. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (56:32.024)
They're isolated. mean, Dolores talked about this extensively. Like, they are isolated. They are in their rooms.

Kelli (56:37.627)
I guess they would have to be because of the nature of the game. Yeah. Because honestly, if there were an after party and you were allowed to hang out when the cameras go down, but yet the traitors are in the turret, it's like, where's Candace and Rob? Like, I don't know. they went to bed early. Like, yeah, so that makes sense.

Wendy (56:40.844)
Yes, they are totally isolated. Nothing.

Husbands Watching Housewives (56:40.995)
Yeah. Right. No phone. Yeah. Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (56:53.925)
Yeah. Well, it was said that like, you know, the tort sessions can like turret sessions can last a long period of time too. So someone said once I'm looking to see like who looks tired the next morning at breakfast because they are up all night in the turret.

Wendy (56:54.422)
Exactly. Right.

Wendy (57:09.911)
Right.

Kelli (57:10.249)
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (57:12.269)
Right.

Wendy (57:16.334)
So, I mean, the way it ends pretty much is Rob is going in hard for Lisa and then Alan comes in and said it's time to vote. And pretty much it's a sweep for Lisa. mean, Tara votes for Natalie, Candice votes for Rob, and Dorinda voted for Maura. Everyone else, Maura.

Husbands Watching Housewives (57:38.073)
More

Kelli (57:41.451)
More

Wendy (57:44.276)
Everyone else voted for Lisa. So, you know.

Husbands Watching Housewives (57:46.628)
Yeah, I love I love Brenda when little housewives on Maura when more tried to get a word and she's like, No, no, no, no, no. I enjoyed that. Yeah. Yeah. Candice voting for Rob had to be nothing other than I see you. I know what you're doing. And just also like knowing that Rob turned on Lisa, like she has to start putting a seed in the ground that Rob is a suspect.

Kelli (57:47.019)
Yeah.

Kelli (57:54.379)
Yep. Yep. Yes.

Husbands Watching Housewives (58:14.467)
Because if out of nowhere the following week, she gets other people bringing up Rob. mean, either way, people are gonna be like the only person to bring up Rob until now has been Candace. So it'll come back to her, but she's got to put the seed somewhere. Well, and Johnny's thinking it afterwards. Like he was like, yeah, it could be, you know. But yeah, I think it was like definitely she was so angry, Candace. And like she was definitely like, I know what you're doing. Shots fired. I know you're gonna come for me next. So I'm gonna put it out there.

Wendy (58:14.988)
Yes!

Wendy (58:25.614)
Mm-hmm.

Husbands Watching Housewives (58:42.979)
And then the fact that he was so indignant about it, how could she do that? Bro, you just like decimated Lisa Rinna. Like what? Like, yeah, yeah, that annoyed me.

Kelli (58:43.244)
Yeah.

Kelli (58:48.343)
Alright.

Wendy (58:48.451)
Right.

Kelli (58:51.188)
Yes!

I think this is gonna be a duel now between Candace and Rob. I'm here for it. I believe Candace is gonna come out on top though.

Husbands Watching Housewives (58:59.181)
Mm-hmm. I'm here for it, too. I'm I Don't think Candice is gonna come out. I I hope I hope hope hope she is I just think that Unless she's been doing it and we haven't been seeing it I don't think that she's been kind of getting other people on her side Whereas it's very clear Rob has been but maybe that's what we're being led to believe I think she can get the other people that are not in Rob's corner like the like Tara or or Tara

Kelli (59:24.791)
Excuse me.

Husbands Watching Housewives (59:28.223)
or Johnny, you know, maybe Stephen. And Eric seems to be swayed any which way you need him to go. So Eric is he's forgettable.

Kelli (59:31.957)
Yeah.

Wendy (59:35.394)
Gosh, I forgot about Eric. He must make it far in the game too. He must make it very far too, because I totally forgot about him. I don't even know what he was, was he even there? I don't even remember him.

Kelli (59:40.107)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (59:46.117)
Well, it's when it me, I'm saying like, I'm so good at this, like after they got Lisa and it's like, do you not remember like the laugh that you heard that you thought was Tiffany? You're not good at this, Eric.

Wendy (59:55.15)
Exactly! Right, right. No.

Kelli (59:57.29)
No, as a matter of fact, you just said Eric and I'm trying to think who's Eric.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:00:01.445)
He's a musician, he has the ear.

Wendy (01:00:02.188)
hahahaha

Wendy (01:00:05.998)
You

Kelli (01:00:06.999)
That's right.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:00:10.319)
Yeah.

Wendy (01:00:10.4)
I totally forgot about Eric.

Kelli (01:00:10.871)
And well, but Colton took full responsibility, like full credit for getting Lisa out. When really it was Rob.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:00:16.869)
Well, because he's the first one that kind of well, he's the first one to like bring Lisa up. And he was the one who's really going hard on Lisa originally smug. I wanted to just wipe that smug, fricking smile off his face. He's, get him and Rob. It's like you're so damn smug.

Kelli (01:00:23.233)
Yeah.

Kelli (01:00:27.137)
so smug.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, I totally agree. I thought the same thing. I'm like, if you didn't have Rob as your, you know, in your alliance, then your plan probably wouldn't have worked. You'd probably be going home.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:00:48.525)
Right. Or Natalie.

Wendy (01:00:49.826)
Well, Candace and Johnny are saying that the only way Colton would have known to take the focus off of Natalie and put it on to Lisa is if he was a traitor. Which I'm glad that that's coming out. Like, I'm glad that people are saying that. And even the fact that Colton went up to Johnny Weir and is trying to get like the sports connection because he's an NFL player and Johnny's a figure skater. what? What?

Kelli (01:00:57.079)
Mm-hmm

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:01:13.249)
I was so offended for Johnny during that moment. Hey, I'm gonna use football metaphor and relate it to ice skating. And it was like, thank you for dumbing it down for my dumb ice skating brain. Like, get the fuck out of here.

Kelli (01:01:17.772)
Yes.

Kelli (01:01:22.399)
Yeah, I mean

Kelli (01:01:27.349)
Yeah, and by the way, am a gold, isn't he a gold medalist? You were on the practice team, so I-

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:01:31.001)
Yeah. He's won some metal. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Wendy (01:01:32.919)
Yes!

Kelli (01:01:38.473)
See the connection here!

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:01:40.324)
Yeah. But then, thanks. I appreciate it. Like the Steven thing and they, yeah. Remember at the challenge that, Colton made a point to say it's weird that Lisa put her gold in Steven's box. So when he brought up Steven to Johnny, I'm like, okay. That's why editing puts so much focus on him saying that because now he's taking a swing at Steven. And I'm like, Steven.

Kelli (01:01:44.417)
Yeah.

Wendy (01:01:45.934)
But Johnny saw through it. Johnny saw right through that.

Kelli (01:01:48.087)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (01:02:05.548)
Yeah.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:02:08.771)
Why? It makes no sense.

Kelli (01:02:09.269)
Yeah.

Wendy (01:02:12.354)
Yeah.

Kelli (01:02:12.661)
I hope nobody falls for that because I love Stephen. I think Colton's putting a big target on his own back. And I think Rob's gonna try to defend him and then it's gonna make them both look guilty.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:02:15.717)
I like them a lot too.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:02:24.005)
I think eventually Rob will throw him under the bus because especially it will do very well to if Colton gets kicked off and he's a Faithful it's gonna take all the eyes off of I think Rob at that point so sorry that didn't make the most sense, but

Wendy (01:02:43.064)
We'll have to wait and see. We have to wait for episode number eight and see what happens. I made my prediction. You made your, you, what did you predict, Kelly? You think Candice is gonna win?

Kelli (01:02:53.343)
I think Candice is gonna come out on top. I don't know who else, but I think Candice is gonna get to the end.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:03:03.085)
I would like that. would like that. But I have a really bad feeling that Rob is going to somehow just make this the least enjoyable second half of traders that we've watched. Yeah. Like we'll begrudgingly watch it, but it just to be like, this motherfucker again. No, thank you.

Kelli (01:03:12.151)
hahahahah

Wendy (01:03:13.023)
Ha ha ha ha!

Kelli (01:03:19.083)
Damn it, he's lucky he's good looking this guy or I'd really dislike him for that.

Wendy (01:03:19.298)
Hahaha

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:03:22.193)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (01:03:26.382)
think he's that good looking? mean, Rob is good looking. I don't think Colton is good looking. Do people are like Colton is good looking. Do you think he's good looking?

Kelli (01:03:32.608)
Husbands Watching Housewives (01:03:34.373)
He has a good... he's classically... aside from the beady eyes, he's like kind of classically pretty and he has a good body but it's not like... he's not, you know... I mean, I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I also probably wouldn't invite him to bed either. You'll put a tracker on your bed. Well, apparently he does wind up in weird places at two in the morning, so I can't stop him necessarily.

Wendy (01:03:50.04)
So Rob has like this

Kelli (01:03:50.263)
But if he was there, if he just happened to be there...

Wendy (01:03:53.88)
Right.

Wendy (01:03:57.92)
There you go. Rob has these eyes that are just, I don't know. There's something about his eyes. It's something like, I don't know.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:04:03.695)
Hypnotic.

Kelli (01:04:07.659)
He's got game, he's got game in a very naive, innocent, you know.

Wendy (01:04:13.442)
That's it. He's got innocent eyes. They're not, they're not, he doesn't, he doesn't have traitor eyes. He does not have traitor eyes.

Kelli (01:04:15.797)
Yeah, but he's got game. I don't think Colton has any game.

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:04:21.273)
No. Also, Colton's just way too expressive. All the expressions he makes when like anything happens, he just it's like you're overacting. It just seems suspicious. It's the smile, too. I'm like, why are you smiling like that? It's really weird. feel like he's just trying to be like, look at me. I got cheekbones and like it just it's weird. Very weird. Creepy eyes. Very creepy.

Kelli (01:04:29.493)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (01:04:34.581)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (01:04:39.255)
What?

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:04:45.487)
Says the guy with no cheekbones.

Wendy (01:04:46.094)
Alright, we're over an hour. No one wants to listen to us that long.

Kelli (01:04:47.903)
I know, me with my double chin and...

Husbands Watching Housewives (01:04:57.581)
No. I thought Kelly was in turn into a pumpkin by now. She's like, it's 60 minutes, guys. Thank you so much for having us again. This is so much fun. So much fun. Thank you.

Wendy (01:04:59.692)
Alright.

Wendy (01:05:08.728)
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