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RHOSLC-Secrets, Seasickness & Salt Lake Scandals
RHOSLC-Secrets, Seasickness & Salt Lake Scandals
🧂 Episode Summary: RHOSLC S6 E7 – “Above Deck and Below the Belt”
The Salt Lake ladies trade snow for sunshine as they head on a luxury yacht trip with Captain Jason—but seasickness and secrets quickly rock the boat.
After a 15-hour journey to Canouan Island, the women are ready for fun… until Bronwyn misses her flight and later makes a dramatic entrance in a yellow “raft dress.” Angie is seasick from the moment they board, and Brittany starts the trip with talk of her “30-day man break”—which immediately resets when she mentions Jared’s name and gets doused with water.
As the champagne flows, the tension bubbles. Bronwyn confronts the group about rumors from her past resurfacing online, insisting someone among them is planting stories. She gets emotional explaining her old eviction case and denies any new legal issues. The women suspect Lisa might be the source of the leaks—especially after Heather and Whitney reveal that Lisa has a history of “information conveniently leaking” whenever she’s mad.
When Meredith joins the conversation, things spiral fast. Brittany and Meredith end up throwing water at each other, Lisa breaks down, and Heather outright accuses her of being “the source of all the dirt.” Lisa storms off crying, calling her husband John in tears while Heather insists she just wanted honesty.
Meanwhile, Angie is still vomiting, Mary is eating cheesecake in bed, and Captain Jason is probably regretting letting Bravo women on his yacht.
The episode closes with Heather crying, Lisa sobbing on the swim platform, and the rest of the women gossiping in cabins—because on this yacht, no one’s staying above deck for long.
Takeaways
- Wendy believes Lisa is the source of the drama.
- Lisa questions the group's motives and loyalty.
- Meredith encourages open discussion about the issues.
- Emotions play a significant role in the group's conflicts.
- Lisa's emotional outburst leads to further revelations.
- The group reflects on past conversations and their implications.
- Meredith points out a pattern in Lisa's behavior.
- The conversation highlights the complexity of friendships.
- Kelli and Lori provide commentary on the unfolding drama.
- The group navigates through misunderstandings and emotional responses.
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Wendy (00:01.038)
Hi, welcome to We Wine Whenever, I'm Wendy.
Kelli (00:04.543)
I'm Kelly.
Lori (00:05.627)
And I'm Lori.
Wendy (00:08.248)
We are talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season six, episode number seven, Above Deck and Below the Belts. Yeah, appropriate.
Lori (00:20.265)
I'd say so.
Kelli (00:20.769)
Yeah.
Wendy (00:22.624)
We start out at 10.55 PM. The ladies meet up at the airport. Kelly, what was the thoughts on the attire?
Kelli (00:33.549)
Bye!
Somebody was dressed, was it Whitney? Looked like so cute and so comfortable. But like Heather was wearing jeans. Like we've had this conversation. The jeans are a no go on a plane. Yeah.
Lori (00:39.357)
Yep, PJs. PJs.
Wendy (00:42.359)
PJs.
Lori (00:43.613)
Peaches.
Wendy (00:47.308)
Yeah. I know. I know.
Lori (00:50.471)
No, I just, don't know. Lisa wore the pajamas to that lunch. Now she's what I mean. I'm all for the casual look, but I don't know. I don't know what.
Kelli (01:00.183)
PJs on a plane is perfectly acceptable in my opinion.
I mean, I don't travel often, but I'm not gonna, you know, judge anyone who wears pajamas on a plane.
Lori (01:14.229)
No, no, no, no, no, not at all. just, it's just, I don't know. I just find it odd. That's all. I don't know why. I mean, I could really give a shit, but.
Wendy (01:22.412)
While they're there, yeah, they get a text from Bronwyn that she missed or that she's gonna miss her flight, but she's still gonna go. She's gonna meet at the cruise ship. And we see that they're flying first to Newark. So they're going from Salt Lake to Newark, then to Barbados and then to Canawon Island in Australia. That's a lot.
Kelli (01:40.426)
Yeah.
Kelli (01:47.245)
I thought that was so funny that they were stopping in Newark. She's like, first we're going to Newark.
Lori (01:49.865)
Yeah, I thought there was an Erica. But really, I think it's bizarre to travel 15 hours to be somewhere for three days.
Wendy (01:50.486)
I did too. Yeah, I thought so too. I was like,
Wendy (02:01.645)
Yeah.
Lori (02:02.217)
It's bizarre.
Kelli (02:03.927)
Jessel's husband did it on New York.
Wendy (02:06.828)
He did it for a day.
Lori (02:07.017)
It's just bizarre.
Kelli (02:08.173)
He did it for a day. For a sandwich.
Wendy (02:10.284)
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yes, yes.
Lori (02:12.409)
Yeah, I don't get it. But now when they got there, they did an outfit change and I loved Angie's outfit. She had on like this silk pantsuit, like two piece, just beautiful. That I loved. And I feel like Whitney's hair, maybe the deal with the hair is maybe, I'm not a hairdresser so I don't know. Like maybe the first couple times she dyed it, maybe she had to like work into that color because I feel like the color is looking so much better.
Kelli (02:24.033)
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kelli (02:41.805)
Well, probably, because when you go from blonde to red, it's, it's gonna be, because you you're blonde, you're starting from nothing, and then you're adding color.
Lori (02:42.109)
Like maybe the first
Wendy (02:42.156)
Or maybe you got used to it.
Lori (02:46.685)
You got to work into it, right? Yeah.
Lori (02:53.297)
Right, right, Adding color onto it. Because I felt like when I saw her, was like, my God, her hair looks like so much better. So maybe that's the deal.
Kelli (03:00.577)
Yeah.
So now you're depositing more red on top of red instead of red on top of blonde.
Lori (03:08.186)
Okay.
Wendy (03:11.04)
You mean after after she redoes it you're saying after she yeah
Kelli (03:13.899)
Right, yeah, so it's good. Plus, every time you do it, it's gonna be more vibrant anyway. Yeah.
Lori (03:14.919)
Yeah, as time goes on, the color gets deeper. Yeah, it's looking much better. And I'm only saying that because I have barely even just brushed my hair today because I was off.
Wendy (03:17.943)
Yeah.
Wendy (03:22.966)
Okay, good. I'm glad you like it.
Kelli (03:29.068)
haha
Kelli (03:32.811)
Yeah, me too. Right, me too. I look horrible tonight, but I don't care. Right.
Lori (03:33.405)
Hence why I'm talking about someone else's hair.
Lori (03:39.154)
No one cares.
Wendy (03:40.81)
So they meet up with Captain Jason and the ship Katina. When Angie gets there, she literally hugs the entire crew like they were her best friends and she's known them forever. And she literally just met them. I thought that was very welcoming. Yeah.
Lori (03:55.613)
That's just Angie. That's just Angie.
Kelli (03:55.853)
Yeah, but we watch below deck. mean, people do that.
Wendy (04:01.46)
I mean, I do watch below deck. I don't know. Yeah, I guess.
Kelli (04:02.369)
Some people do that.
Some people definitely, I mean, everybody hugs on their way out, but a lot of people hug them when they first get there. Listen, you're going on a fucking yacht for three days. Why wouldn't you hug everybody there? I would be ecstatic. I'd be hugging everybody.
Wendy (04:10.332)
yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lori (04:17.063)
Right, you should be happy as hell.
Wendy (04:21.251)
Yeah.
Kelli (04:22.507)
You know what's funny? I have a note here. I wonder if Captain Jason and Heather have hooked up. I think they have.
Lori (04:29.21)
so you wrote that early on in the episode.
Kelli (04:30.985)
I swear it's one of the first things I wrote.
Lori (04:33.702)
So
Wendy (04:35.532)
Well, she did say that, you know, her and Whitney went and met Captain Jason in Australia and spent some time with him while they were vacationing. they've a week, they hung out for a week prior to.
Kelli (04:46.849)
Yeah, but later in the episode, she actually says they've, you know, yeah, yeah.
Wendy (04:49.886)
I know, I know. But it's not like, you know, she made it kind of known to us in the very beginning that she has a little bit of a history with him, you know, that they spent some time together.
Lori (04:59.281)
Right, right.
Wendy (05:06.548)
Angie says in her confessional that she's never been on a yacht before, but watching Lisa, she's taking my good energy away. She's like, or I could just stand next to her and my ankles will feel thinner. Just kidding.
Kelli (05:19.755)
Yeah, so clearly they're just gonna shade each other this whole time.
Wendy (05:24.044)
Right, because then Lisa throws her shade about her only having been on an RV before. So of course the yacht is gonna be something special for her. I don't like when they, I mean, listen, I'd rather they do it in the confessionals instead of the way they yell and scream at each other to be quite honest with you. Because the yelling and screaming is just, it's just ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. It's ridiculous. They start out with a shot of margarita and glasses of champagne.
Lori (05:44.039)
except way out of control.
Kelli (05:44.513)
Yeah. Yeah.
Wendy (05:53.216)
I've never done that before, a shot of margarita. I mean, I've had a margarita.
Lori (05:59.613)
think I've ever had a shot of margarita either. Interesting.
Wendy (06:02.552)
Right?
Kelli (06:02.733)
I don't think I have either, but I could not, if I mixed tequila and then champagne, I would be a mess. Yeah, yeah, I'd be a mess.
Wendy (06:08.278)
I know it's a little bit weird, right?
Lori (06:08.425)
Yeah, no, it's not a good mix. Yeah, it's a little weird. Yeah, it's a little weird.
Wendy (06:14.336)
As soon as Lisa got the margarita, she said, from now on, I only want my tequila. I'll make sure you have only mine. I'm like, OK. OK, Lisa.
Lori (06:21.145)
Ew. Now how about Heather and her confessional? It says, they asked her if you were stuck on an island with Captain Jason, what would you bring?
She says the bikini and condoms. love it. It's good. Good. Good.
Wendy (06:34.359)
A bikini. Yep. Yep.
Kelli (06:36.375)
Condoms. By the way, Lisa, if you wanted your own tequila on the ship, why didn't you tell them you wanted your tequila on the ship? Because that's what a preference sheet's for. Yeah, because we've seen episodes of Below Deck where they only want a specific brand of certain alcohols and they have it for them. So if you wanted Vita, that's damn straight. So if you wanted Vita, you-
Lori (06:45.905)
Right? You had your sheen. You had your preference sheet.
Lori (06:56.169)
Hey, listen, Mary made sure that she wrote it. Mary made sure.
Kelli (07:04.327)
One could have brought some you cheap asshole, or you could have put it on your preference sheet and they would have supplied it for you. Yeah.
Lori (07:07.208)
Mm-hmm.
and they would have had it for you. And how about when Angie said to the crew, will never work so hard for your money in your life.
Wendy (07:13.154)
I agree.
Wendy (07:20.91)
She's not lying.
Lori (07:21.683)
She's not lying.
Kelli (07:23.679)
on TikTok that Tris Rance, T-R-I-S Rance, he said, these women must have better have left a hefty, hefty tip at the end of their trip. Yeah.
Lori (07:26.035)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Lori (07:33.993)
50,000. And remember I was telling you about the bringing the bags on the yacht that it's just not what you do. Cause did you hear the guys? They were bitching about the luggage. They were like, fuck, cause I'm just, you just don't do it. It's just not something you do on a yacht. It's so funny.
Wendy (07:45.026)
Yes.
Kelli (07:45.217)
Yeah. Yeah. This is the worst part. Right. Right.
Wendy (07:54.542)
I am looking forward to, because Andy had mentioned it on Watch What Happens Live, when we do finally see the season of Below Deck Australia, we're going to get their side of this whole trip. Yes. I mean, I do watch Below Deck. watch every, right now Captain Sandy's on. I watch every season. So I'm really looking forward to this one because I can't wait to see. I mean, we kind of see it. I mean, because we saw...
Kelli (08:03.445)
Yeah. Yeah.
Lori (08:04.132)
that's great.
Wendy (08:21.41)
you know, the housewives side was ridiculous. So I can't wait to hear their confessionals.
Kelli (08:25.591)
Yeah.
Lori (08:27.081)
Oh yeah, that would be great.
Kelli (08:28.162)
Yeah.
Wendy (08:29.688)
So it's Daisy is the chief stew, Joao is the bossin. These are return cast members. And the chef is Chef Ben. So it's nice to see that. It's nice to see that.
Kelli (08:39.469)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (08:51.639)
So Heather and Whitney are sharing a room. Lisa and Whitney. No, Heather and Whitney, Lisa and Meredith, Mary and Angie, Brittany and Brahman. And why is Brittany upset? Out of you and Brahman, you're way more annoying. Brahman should be the one who's upset.
Wendy (08:54.625)
Yes.
Wendy (09:10.636)
Yes, exactly.
Lori (09:11.539)
Well, Brittany doesn't think she's annoying, so.
Kelli (09:14.529)
Yeah, that's wild.
Lori (09:16.487)
How about Lisa? How about Lisa? Very weird. I'm sleeping with my sister. What? Dear? Like what?
Wendy (09:25.804)
Yeah, Bronwyn's still not there yet. And they tell Daisy that we still have a guest coming. And she's like, we'll just let, we'll take care of it. We'll tender her over to you.
Wendy (09:41.422)
So then Brittany says that she would like to hang out with Captain Jason. And she has a little bit of a conversation with Heather and she said, you know, I would like to hang out with Captain Jason. She said that she was taking a break though in her confessional from Jared for 30 days, but then he showed up when she was packing and he delivers her the stupid unicorn.
Lori (10:06.429)
It was so cringy. was very cringy. And correct me if I'm wrong.
Kelli (10:09.249)
That was horrible. And they obviously hooked up when he came over to help her pack.
Lori (10:14.614)
Obviously, she's the oldest. She's the oldest on the cast.
Wendy (10:15.534)
100 % 100 %
Kelli (10:20.311)
Britney?
Wendy (10:20.395)
Is she?
How old is she?
Lori (10:23.707)
I don't know, but I read that somewhere today that she's the oldest on the cast and she acts like she's the youngest.
Kelli (10:28.481)
I don't know why I would have thought it was Meredith.
Wendy (10:32.43)
I would have thought it was Meredith also.
Kelli (10:32.919)
Who? Meredith's not the youngest. yes, yes. I would assume Whitney's the youngest, or Mary, actually.
Lori (10:34.705)
I said, no, said she acts like she's the youngest. Yeah.
Wendy (10:43.766)
I think it's Whitney. think you're right with Whitney. I mean, I could be wrong though. So then Meredith jumps in and she's like, if you mention it, when she says she wants to, you know, go after Captain Jason, if you mention Jared's name, we're gonna hose you off with water. And she's like, Jared, Jared, Jared. So Meredith like dumped water on her. I was like, a whole pitcher. I mean, not just a little glass, but a whole pitcher.
Lori (11:10.153)
But didn't Jen Shaw do that?
Wendy (11:13.644)
When?
Lori (11:14.333)
Didn't Jenshaw do that? I saw some clip where Jenshaw did the exact same thing on social media. saw it.
Kelli (11:24.385)
I don't remember that.
Wendy (11:24.398)
don't remember, I mean it's very possible, I don't remember that.
Lori (11:26.407)
Yeah. But you know what the problem with that is, is that other people have to clean that shit up. And when you're on a boat like that, there is no downtime. You are working your ass off the whole entire time. people don't necessarily look at it like that, but there is a lot of constant work to be done. And you are just adding to somebody's work, just stupid.
Wendy (11:44.165)
yeah.
Kelli (11:55.723)
Right. Right.
Wendy (11:55.81)
Yeah. Yeah.
Lori (11:56.713)
It's just rude.
Wendy (12:00.472)
So then we see a broadman shows up, the tender arrives with her yellow raft dress and her hat. Lisa's like, I've seen that dress before. And I love that she's worn it more than once. I mean, listen, when you're going on a yacht, that's the dress you wear, right?
Lori (12:07.069)
Cuckadoke.
Lori (12:17.011)
Sure, why wouldn't you? Sure.
Kelli (12:21.099)
Yes. Yes.
Wendy (12:24.65)
Meanwhile, Meredith dumps yet another picture on Britney. So this is two pictures. She's dumped on her. It's ridiculous.
Lori (12:30.375)
Right, the staff now has to clean up.
Kelli (12:33.621)
Right. Right.
Wendy (12:33.888)
Right, Angie is seasick as soon as she gets on the boat, as soon as the boat starts moving. I felt so bad for Angie. I've actually never seen anybody that sick. mean, the fact that she was actually in the water and still vomiting. And then when she got, I mean, how did she even have anything left in her that she was that sick? I mean, I've never seen anybody that sick before.
Kelli (12:43.745)
That was horrible.
Kelli (12:50.517)
Yeah. Yeah.
Lori (12:51.549)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (12:56.683)
I don't know.
Lori (12:59.431)
Yeah, seasickness can really do a number on you. Most definitely.
Kelli (13:03.842)
Yeah.
Wendy (13:05.28)
I mean, I feel like she was having the worst time ever. I really do. I felt bad for her.
Lori (13:07.794)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (13:10.507)
Yeah, that was hard to watch, poor thing. And you know, I just feel like Jared is so desperate to be on this show, that's why he did that whole stuffed animal, right? Like this guy can't let one scene go by without his name being mentioned or him calling her or now, cause now he won't know the times, the call sheet times, so he's just gonna send a stuffed unicorn and she's gonna play that.
Lori (13:19.785)
Ugh.
Wendy (13:20.901)
of course!
Wendy (13:29.644)
Right.
Lori (13:36.981)
And it didn't say, Brittany, I love you. It said, you are loved. It can't, come on. Come on.
Kelli (13:44.651)
That's right. That's right. That is what it said. Yeah.
Wendy (13:49.292)
That's a very good point.
Lori (13:50.601)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (13:52.085)
Yeah, I even think of that.
Kelli (13:57.248)
Lisa in her confessional said she's in a good place with Bromwyn, but basically Bromwyn's getting karma for calling her out I mean that screams guilt to me
Lori (14:04.992)
yeah.
Wendy (14:05.271)
Right.
Wendy (14:10.286)
I mean, everything Lisa did screams guilt.
Kelli (14:12.961)
For sure, that was the first thing.
Lori (14:15.645)
And you know, when, when, you know, when just looking back, when Bronwyn brought up the stuff about Lisa at the RV trip, she didn't bring it up with like, you know, like rubbing her hands together, like hee hee hee hee. But Lisa had this like glee about her, like, Ooh, it just, it's just such a big turnoff with me for her with stuff like that.
Wendy (14:16.034)
Brittany asks.
Kelli (14:39.244)
Right.
Wendy (14:47.512)
So Brittany asks Bronwyn, why didn't you come with us? And Bronwyn was like, well, I almost didn't come at all. I'm not going to discuss it now, but someone in this group is planting stories. And the look on everyone's face. And she's like, I'm not embarrassed about my past. then Brittany being Brittany said, you know you can look it up. It's public record. And.
Braun would said not one person except for Mary even called me to see if I was okay. That right there is very telling. That's very telling.
Kelli (15:21.517)
That's a little weird.
Lori (15:24.371)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (15:25.773)
Well, especially because Mary, Angie, and Whitney were all talking about it in Whitney's kitchen. Like, come on, they all should have reached out to her.
Wendy (15:32.557)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (15:40.033)
Who do you think has the cucumber? Whitney in her luggage?
Lori (15:44.221)
don't think anybody had it. think it was a stupid production bullshit. I don't think anybody brought it. You're not gonna bring that.
Kelli (15:51.883)
Why would you put a fresh cucumber in your luggage?
Lori (15:54.665)
Right, don't even put in a Ziploc? Come on.
Kelli (15:57.09)
Yeah, because that's gonna mess up your clothes and stuff.
Wendy (15:57.646)
I know, that was so weird.
Lori (15:59.963)
Yeah, it's just, I think it was just some production bullshit so that people would talk about the Q-Con.
Kelli (16:07.883)
Right, right, right, right.
Wendy (16:12.99)
In her confessional, Roman said, you know, there's mistakes like I've made in my past over 20 years ago. I was evicted from my apartment and there's a case that they're trying to say is current and they're trying to say it was 10 plus years ago. You know, she's like, just because my name is mentioned, all they can find out is the penal code and that penal code has to do with identity theft. But it doesn't say that she was charged with it.
Kelli (16:40.769)
And grand theft. And grand theft, yeah.
Lori (16:42.601)
I
Wendy (16:42.602)
Right, it doesn't say that she was charged with it because she's saying that those documents are sealed. And the fact that this is all coming out now is putting stress on Todd and her family. And that's what she's upset about. She doesn't care. She's like, I've dealt with this. I know what this is.
Wendy (17:10.328)
Then they're all sitting down to eat and Heather's like, okay, well this is our first meal on the yacht and Braun was here and when he said, is everything okay? And she's like, no, a lot of stuff went down. Todd said people are trying to dig into my past and twist things around and maybe I'd be better off not coming on this trip because you guys are just gonna be all over me. And it's true.
Lori (17:33.753)
Mm-hmm. You know, I thought Meredith was a little snotty. It would be in your best interest to clear it up. Well, why does she gotta say fucking anything?
Wendy (17:39.042)
Yeah.
Wendy (17:45.217)
Right, right.
Kelli (17:45.645)
because that's what Meredith does, she's not, Meredith isn't showing us anything about her own life, and she never will. So this is what she has to do to try to stay relevant on the show.
Lori (17:56.329)
And it was kind of a dumb question for Heather to say, why is it so upsetting then? Well, of course it's upsetting. mean...
Kelli (18:08.759)
The whole thing's upsetting.
Wendy (18:09.39)
why Heather said she saw stuff that was 2021. Like why would she say that?
Lori (18:16.905)
And then Lisa follows it up with another dumb question. Oh, well, why would it matter? It's like, my gosh, people. It's like the plethora of dumb questions in five minutes.
Kelli (18:24.577)
I know, they're,
Yeah, right, right.
Kelli (18:33.389)
So she basically explains that when she left BU, she didn't pay her last month's rent. So that's understandable.
Wendy (18:40.654)
She was kicked out of BYU.
Kelli (18:43.309)
Yes, but she didn't pay her last month's rent. That's where the one charge was from. then something happened at her work and she was cooperating, but that's what sealed. But she said there were no charges filed against her.
Wendy (18:45.908)
Right, right, right, right.
Wendy (18:55.884)
Yeah. Right.
Lori (18:55.943)
Yeah. Yeah. So she said it's right, right on her against her.
Wendy (19:02.134)
Right. Right. Right.
Kelli (19:07.351)
So, you know, they ask her why Todd's so concerned, but it's like, why wouldn't he be? Because what they found is nothing, and probably if they keep digging, they're not gonna find anything, but the underlying thing is that somebody's trying to dig up dirt on her to make her look bad. So why would you wanna continue?
Lori (19:12.221)
Why wouldn't he be?
Lori (19:33.16)
Mm-hmm.
Wendy (19:33.741)
Right.
Kelli (19:36.375)
hanging out with people who are trying to make you look bad. It's a valid way to feel about your wife.
Wendy (19:44.215)
And even Lisa says, like, why would you be upset if it's not true? And she's like, well, when I started hanging out with you guys, all of a sudden, like, now people are digging up dirt on me? And Lisa's like, well, nobody would do that here, nobody. And then Lisa said, well, wait, it's weird that you dug up stuff on me. I mean, no, exactly, exactly.
Lori (20:02.569)
But she didn't dig anything up on her. read the paper. She read the paper. But now look.
Wendy (20:09.794)
And then Lisa's like, don't spin this on me, because you got targeted. No, Lisa. That's not what happens.
Lori (20:16.029)
Right. Now, I'm not a big Lisa fan. I think Lisa's a big potster. I think she has lots of problems. I think she causes lots of chaos. I think she does dig shit up on people. But I mean, it is plausible that maybe Lisa is not the person who's at fault for doing this. I mean, there's a lot of bloggers. There's a lot of armchair detectives out there. I mean, when you go on a show like this,
people do dig up and find stuff. But I mean, Lisa wasn't making herself look real great either by her responses.
Kelli (20:46.423)
Well, that is true.
Wendy (20:58.72)
No, she wasn't and I agree with you and that's been out there too that, know, that supposedly that this was on Twitter and that that's where this information came from. That there's some, I don't even know, some chiropractor or somebody who sits at home and looks up housewives and looks up, you know, legal matters on housewives. That's what this person does and puts it out there. Listen, if that's what your life is, that's what your life is. That's insanity if that's what you do in your spare time.
Kelli (20:59.051)
No, no, she's not.
Lori (21:08.968)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (21:26.765)
Right. Right.
Wendy (21:28.61)
Like.
Lori (21:28.775)
Right. Well that you've got time to do that. This was insane.
Wendy (21:32.533)
Yeah. Yeah.
Kelli (21:33.516)
Right.
But Lisa got very, very defensive and Mary asked Brahman, you think it's Lisa?
Wendy (21:42.562)
Yeah. I mean.
Lori (21:43.869)
I mean, I think it makes sense for them to all think that it's her because what happens, it's like the little boy who cries wolf. If you have a repeated pattern of behavior, then people, yes, are going to assume the worst about you. So on one hand, you know, maybe somebody feels bad for Lisa, but on the other hand, whether you did it or not really doesn't make a difference. The difference is that you've done enough in the past.
Wendy (21:48.28)
I guess.
Lori (22:13.085)
that people would think that it was you.
Kelli (22:15.671)
Right. Right. But I mean, we never found out for sure if Lisa was behind the Alibaba thing last season, but Whitney's acting like she has absolute proof that it did.
Wendy (22:15.754)
Right. Right.
Lori (22:28.935)
Right, so who knows?
Wendy (22:31.8)
Who knows is right, and that's the whole problem. then Lisa's like, this is irritating, let's just go swimming. So they all, they go out swimming in the water and there's the, Angie jumps in, cause Whitney told her she'll feel better if she's in the water. And there's floating around on the swan, well, Brittany's floating on the swan, but she's calling it a duck. I'm like, you don't.
Kelli (22:56.513)
Well, Lisa was calling it a duck. Lisa was calling it a duck.
Lori (22:57.057)
At least it was crawling at a duck like a dummy. Goodness sake. Don't you know you're birds?
Wendy (22:59.23)
So was Britney. Britney was calling it a duck too. I'm like, don't you know the difference between a swan and a duck?
Wendy (23:07.98)
And then they had to literally go out there and rescue poor Angie. And even Brittany was floating far out. I'm like, my gosh.
Lori (23:15.645)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (23:15.821)
Well, I was thinking that as she was, like, don't you, you don't have a paddle, you don't, like, like, what do you do, how are you getting back?
Wendy (23:24.598)
I mean, I don't think she had a plan.
Kelli (23:27.027)
I don't think she had a plan either.
Lori (23:27.835)
Nope. I don't think there was a plan.
Wendy (23:30.546)
No, no. And then Angie and her confessional said, the worst part is that I'm so sick I can't even suck in and I've got my damn bikini on. I was like, that would have bothered me too.
Lori (23:42.963)
Yeah. And Lisa, Lisa was such a bitch to Angie when she was sick.
Kelli (23:43.522)
Yeah.
Kelli (23:50.413)
She's just a bitch in general to Angie. Yeah, she's always a bitch to Angie.
Wendy (23:50.894)
She's always a bitch. Yeah, she's always a bitch. To honestly to everybody, who is she not a bitch to?
Lori (23:52.456)
Ugh.
Lori (23:57.479)
Yes, there you go.
Kelli (23:58.935)
Meredith.
Wendy (24:00.878)
She was a bitch to Meredith for a minute when she thought Meredith turned on her.
Kelli (24:01.41)
Meredith.
Lori (24:02.355)
Yeah.
Kelli (24:05.288)
yeah, she sure was. She sure was.
Lori (24:06.579)
She was a bitch to marry into that bathroom now, wasn't she? When people were recording her on the other side of the door. She sure was a bitch then.
Wendy (24:10.346)
Yep, a couple seasons ago.
Kelli (24:11.997)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this is when Heather says she and Jason fucked around.
Wendy (24:14.839)
Yep.
Lori (24:21.129)
Good for you, Adam.
Wendy (24:21.548)
Yes, yes. Yeah, and Brittany, so Brittany then is trying to flirt with one of the other deck people. And she's talking to him and she's like, well, I, you know, I'm a real estate developer. I build, I sell, I build, I sell. She said it three times, I build, I sell. I'm like, what are you doing? Like, seriously, what are you doing?
Kelli (24:41.771)
Yeah, yeah, right, right. Yeah, he like didn't even know what she was saying.
Lori (24:45.929)
Did see how the guy was looking at it? He was like.
Wendy (24:48.866)
Yeah.
Lori (24:50.217)
Okay. Okay, lady.
Wendy (24:51.458)
Yeah.
Wendy (24:56.562)
Bronwyn also brings up that the post or the, you know, the social media information about her, they use the same Bronwyn Conwyn that, or Conwyn Fraudport that Lisa had called her at, Amy's party, Amy the socialite, the party that she had. But when they played it back, it wasn't the exact same thing. It was Fraudwyn. She called her.
Lori (25:17.329)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kelli (25:18.113)
Yeah.
Lori (25:21.532)
No, no.
Kelli (25:22.029)
She just called her a con artist.
Wendy (25:24.83)
at the party Lisa called Braunwyn fraud win but this fraud win
Lori (25:28.201)
fraud one,
Kelli (25:29.207)
And she did call her a con artist or a con. That's what she said.
Wendy (25:32.714)
Yes, but the- Yeah.
Kelli (25:36.941)
She didn't say conwin.
Lori (25:40.681)
But like I said, when your past behavior makes people think that you would do something like that, you can't be, you know what I mean? You can't be pissed. And I think if Heather would have brought it up a little different in conversation that we'll talk about later on.
Wendy (25:40.77)
Wendy (25:47.958)
Right. Yes.
Kelli (25:51.393)
Yeah, right.
Lori (26:05.705)
I don't think that Lisa was ever gonna accept the information. Like she couldn't accept the information when Heather was trying to speak to her in the store. She wasn't gonna accept it anyway, but it could have maybe gone just a little bit smoother. But I feel like though, well, we'll get to it. I want to jump ahead.
Wendy (26:14.892)
Right.
Wendy (26:25.676)
Well, Heather's talking to Whitney in the cabin and they're talking about that, you know, they really think that Lisa's the one who dropped this information because Heather said what really solidified it for me was when she dropped that, Angie dropped that Lisa asked her to dig up information on Meredith's family when she was not in a good place with Meredith. And she's like, as soon as I heard that, she's like, it just, you know,
Lori (26:46.939)
on merit.
Thank you.
Wendy (26:54.476)
I know that that's what she does. Like that's what she does. Heather and Whitney are, Heather says, okay, let's get Meredith in here. So she sends Whitney to get Meredith. And then Meredith comes in and Heather again says to Whitney, okay, tell her what we think. Like Heather is so afraid to speak. And it's a shame. It really is a shame because, know, she should be able to say what's going on. She says it to Whitney, but she's afraid of Meredith?
Kelli (26:56.898)
Yeah.
Kelli (27:23.659)
Yeah, I think she's happy to be in with the cool girls and she doesn't want to ruffle anything, although by the end of episode, I think she changes her tune on that.
Lori (27:34.077)
But I mean, what was she really hoping to gain by bringing Meredith into it? You know, Meredith's not gonna.
Kelli (27:40.513)
Because I think they felt like if Meredith agreed with them or if they had Meredith to back them when they approached Lisa with this, it gives it more merit.
Lori (27:50.461)
But they already tried that. Heather already tried that on her walk and Meredith already shut it down and said, if there's no, if there's no proof, I'm not going to do it. you know, Meredith with her correlation does not equate causation. She's a lawyer.
Kelli (27:52.332)
I
You're totally right.
Kelli (28:06.241)
Right. She does talk like a lawyer. She is a good, she is a lawyer. She's got her lingo down.
Wendy (28:07.5)
I mean...
I mean, she's definitely a lawyer. She said her exact words. If Lisa is in fact feeding information to any media outlet, that's a problem. If that is true, she may not have done anything. We don't know. OK. And even in her confessional, she said, why are they so worried about who planted the story and not even worried about what Braunwyn did? Well, why is she guilty? Why are you saying that she did this just because it's out there?
Kelli (28:39.454)
And yeah, and it was so long ago. Like, okay. It was so long ago.
Wendy (28:39.788)
Little Miss Lawyer? Right.
Yeah, if it was about you, you'd be worried about who was planting it.
Lori (28:48.221)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (28:48.663)
Right. Right.
Wendy (28:52.75)
Poor Angie can't go out to dinner, so she's staying back and Mary's gonna stay back with her too.
Lori (29:01.513)
Mary was probably thrilled, you know why? Because Mary was like, look, I can just sit here and I can eat my fucking food finally. Because they never get to eat because they're arguing and Mary's always starving. So Mary was like, fuck this, I'm gonna stay right here in the bed. I eat my food. No one's gonna be yelling.
Wendy (29:09.068)
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep.
Kelli (29:11.255)
Yeah.
Kelli (29:15.905)
Yep. And Captain Jason brought her ice in a blanket. That was nice.
Wendy (29:16.046)
Yeah.
Wendy (29:22.179)
Yep.
Lori (29:24.263)
Yeah. But that was nice of Mary to stay with her. I mean, like I said, I think she had some motives behind it, but I think she would have done it anyway because I think she's a good friend like that.
Kelli (29:29.196)
Yeah, for sure.
Wendy (29:29.354)
definitely.
Wendy (29:37.953)
I do too.
Kelli (29:38.099)
I agree, but if I were seasick and nauseous and somebody was eating fish two feet away from me on the bed, I think it would make me want to vomit more.
Lori (29:42.777)
Next to me, yeah. I'd be like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wendy (29:48.706)
I think she did actually vomit more.
Kelli (29:50.669)
I think she did.
Lori (29:50.866)
She probably did.
Wendy (29:56.078)
Angie said to Mary, I'm glad you talk to yourself because it will entertain me and you won't be lonely.
Lori (30:01.031)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (30:04.105)
Exactly. Yeah.
Wendy (30:09.362)
so then Heather says to the ladies, cheers to Angie and her getting her sea legs and getting better. And she's trying to, to bring up that, you know, there's an issue that we need to talk about. And she brings up Bronwyn and she puts it out there for somebody to say something and nobody is saying anything. Right. So Bronwyn jumps in and cause she was getting annoyed. She's like, well,
Why don't you tell Lisa, Brittany, what you said about her, always acting like she's your big sister, and that you don't want her advice? And why don't you, what you said to Meredith, that she slurs her words and goes from zero to 100 over nothing, and like, she's had a seizure. I was like, my God, like, Bronwyn is really, it was messy.
Lori (30:56.713)
It was a little messy. That was messy. That problem was messy. Problem was messy.
Kelli (30:59.191)
That was definitely messy, but she was probably like, I have to get the heat off of me.
Lori (31:05.067)
yeah.
Wendy (31:05.162)
Exactly. Honestly.
Kelli (31:06.623)
Yeah. And, and also Brittany was sitting there like, don't, I don't, say things, everything I say, I say to their face.
Lori (31:14.697)
Mm-hmm.
Wendy (31:14.986)
Right, right, exactly. Honestly, I love that she did that. I loved it. And as soon as she did that, Meredith did exactly what she was saying she did.
Kelli (31:18.909)
Absolutely.
Lori (31:24.713)
0 to 100, 0 to 100. And this is the scene where I'm talking about.
Wendy (31:27.758)
She's like, this is it, this is what I'm saying.
Kelli (31:30.359)
She does kind of sound like she's slurring her words sometimes, Meredith.
Lori (31:35.95)
most definitely. We talked about this, yes. Most definitely.
Wendy (31:38.112)
Yes, yes.
Kelli (31:38.369)
Yeah, I mean, I'm not insinuating that she has any kind of issue. I'm just saying that's how she talks. Her words are very drawn out. Maybe it's just her being dramatic, but sometimes it sounds like she's slurring.
Lori (31:50.269)
Mm-hmm.
Wendy (31:50.85)
Mm-hmm.
Wendy (31:55.598)
It does, it does. And then, 100%, 100%. And then she picked up a glass and threw a glass at Brittany of water. And now we've got broken glass on the deck that they have to, the crew has to come clean up. And then Brittany threw it back, another glass at Meredith. I'm like, this is ridiculous at this point, seriously. Like.
Lori (31:57.897)
And she does go from 0 to 100.
Kelli (32:02.775)
For sure.
Wendy (32:22.71)
And the poor crew, mean watching the crew, they're like trying to serve them food. They don't even know what to do. I mean, at one point when the chef came out, he's like, he just looked around and he's like.
Kelli (32:35.517)
yeah, no, there was, he just turned around and was like, yeah, I'm not doing this. Yep. Yep.
Lori (32:38.503)
He was like, fuck this.
Wendy (32:40.47)
Yeah. It was embarrassing, I'll be honest with you. I mean, I don't know.
Lori (32:44.499)
It was embarrassing.
Kelli (32:50.229)
Then Brittany says that Meredith doesn't like her because she's the only one that's not afraid of her. What?
Lori (32:56.937)
Illusional.
Kelli (32:58.445)
What? Exactly, way delusional.
Lori (33:01.811)
Absolutely delicious.
Wendy (33:08.408)
So then Heather says, I just want to be real with you, Lisa. I think you were the source of all the dirt. I was like, well, it's about time you said something.
Kelli (33:16.715)
Yes.
Wendy (33:18.176)
And Lisa's like, why are you guys even questioning me? And Whitney jumps in because you are the one who always knows the information.
Kelli (33:26.839)
Well, first they tried to get Meredith to join in and they were referencing their conversation in their room. And Meredith is like, yeah, you should talk about it.
Wendy (33:30.616)
Right.
Right. That's right.
Wendy (33:38.976)
Yep. I mean, I can't believe they actually thought that she was gonna...
Kelli (33:43.049)
Exactly. Exactly.
Lori (33:43.431)
Yeah, what were you thinking, girls?
Wendy (33:46.762)
Right. And then Meredith said, well, apparently when you're upset, this is when things get leaked. Now, Lisa's yelling at Meredith, I hope you had my back. I hope you had my back like a lunatic. Lisa's like, it's not true. Meredith's like, well, see, that's all I needed. That's all I needed. She said it's not true.
Kelli (33:59.213)
Yeah.
Kelli (34:03.457)
Meredith did say, whenever Lisa gets upset, stories get leaked. And Lisa started crying. And then that's, you know.
Wendy (34:17.272)
Yeah.
Kelli (34:17.515)
And Whitney tries to get close to her like, what are you doing? I wouldn't do that. Lisa yells, you're lucky I talked to any of you.
Lori (34:20.585)
What are you cra- yeah, what are you doing? Uh-uh. But it's-
Wendy (34:22.794)
I
Lori (34:28.169)
Aren't we all so blessed?
Kelli (34:32.025)
we're so blessed.
Lori (34:33.833)
But it's amazing, because Lisa was like, like her only defense besides she didn't do it was, oh, people tell me stuff and all of sudden I'm responsible. I was like, what? That's what I'm saying. And people must tell you shit because you fucking ass or because they know that you wanna know. So I was like, what are you doing?
Wendy (34:48.492)
Right. Right.
Kelli (34:50.549)
So you just said people tell you stuff.
Wendy (34:52.908)
Right, right.
Kelli (34:57.718)
Right.
Wendy (34:58.466)
Right.
I mean, I don't know, she mentioned, people tell me shit, I go to Harman's. People tell me shit, I get a fucking Diet Coke. I'm like, do you have a brand deal with Harman's and Diet Coke? Like what, what are you doing? Seriously, like what are you doing?
Kelli (35:13.953)
Yeah, right.
Our hormones went out of business.
Wendy (35:21.186)
I think they, didn't they all go out?
Kelli (35:23.565)
Probably. Except for Salt Lake.
Lori (35:23.867)
Yeah. Except for Salt Lake, guess. Last stronghold, the U.S. no.
Wendy (35:31.278)
Meanwhile
Kelli (35:33.026)
They're all screaming at each other and Captain Jason brings their food out. I mean that would shut me up.
Wendy (35:40.652)
I mean, Lisa was clapping her hands. Clapping. You're lucky I even talked to you. And I'm like, what?
Lori (35:40.681)
That's what I'm saying.
Lori (35:48.307)
What are you doing? That's what I'm saying, Mary was very happy to eat that fish in that bed.
Kelli (35:53.867)
Yeah. Especially because she could hear them.
Wendy (35:55.618)
The stew brought her cheesecake. The stew brought her cheesecake when she was down there too.
Lori (35:59.251)
You can eat it all without all that going on.
Kelli (35:59.532)
Yeah. Yeah.
Wendy (36:04.336)
my god, then Captain Jason, he just like bowed out like, I don't blame him, I would have bowed out too.
Lori (36:09.565)
Yeah, I'm out.
Kelli (36:10.485)
No, I don't blame him at all, my god.
Wendy (36:14.456)
Then Captain Jason goes to check on Angie and they're like, what is going on up there? you know, it's just like.
Kelli (36:14.817)
at all.
Wendy (36:25.326)
So then Heather tells her to get off the boat. said, Heather says, get off the effing yacht if you don't want to be here. You don't want to hear what I have to say. Get off the effing yacht. Lisa said, all right, I'm leaving. Oh, OK.
Lori (36:25.331)
with them.
Kelli (36:37.261)
So when Heather tells Lisa she thinks she's the source of the stories and Lisa says I can't be your friend, what did Heather think was gonna happen?
Lori (36:47.475)
Yeah, I don't, I'm, I was, I don't know.
Kelli (36:49.793)
Like Heather seemed insulted that Lisa said that after she said, think you're the leak of all. What did you think, how did you think Lisa was gonna react to that?
Lori (36:58.451)
You know what I think? I think Heather did a lot of drinking to get up the courage to say this shit to Lisa. So I don't think that she was thinking clearly. I think it took a lot for her to sit there and say in front of everybody. And I also feel like Heather was trying to have another moment like she had with Monica, but it didn't land.
Wendy (37:03.566)
Hmm.
Kelli (37:03.787)
I think they all did.
Kelli (37:25.164)
Yeah.
Lori (37:26.233)
It didn't land that way because there was no timeline, there was no receipts, there was no... But I just feel like it was this big dramatic thing that she was trying to pull off. I think that she... The whole thing didn't make sense because it came off like... Not that I necessarily feel bad for Lisa, but it came off kind of wacky because you can't...
Kelli (37:32.045)
proof.
Kelli (37:37.794)
Yeah.
Kelli (37:51.051)
No, I agree. And listen, online, people aren't like, Lisa definitely did it.
Wendy (37:58.304)
No, they're not.
Lori (37:58.462)
Bye.
Kelli (37:59.691)
I mean social media, it's kind of split.
Wendy (38:04.098)
Watch what happens live. Everyone thought Lisa did it.
Kelli (38:07.809)
And she was there, right?
Lori (38:07.893)
well, there you go.
Wendy (38:09.783)
yeah, yeah, and she said that I always lose when I'm here. I mean, she pretty much lost every poll.
Kelli (38:13.809)
she sounds like Teresa and Tamra. No, you lose because nobody likes you. That's why you lose.
Lori (38:17.214)
Lord.
Wendy (38:17.219)
Yeah.
Lori (38:19.975)
Right. But you can't, you can't come at somebody like that and then think that they're going to want to talk to you afterwards. Like she's on a yacht. Like she's not, there's fish in the water. She's not going anywhere right then. So leave her alone. Let her have her moment sitting at the dock of the bay there at the end with all the fish. And you know, Brittany too, like no one, what are you doing? She don't want to talk to you people.
Wendy (38:20.097)
you
Kelli (38:35.81)
Right.
Yes.
Kelli (38:46.625)
Don't go near her, leave her alone, let her be, let her call her husband.
Lori (38:49.745)
Right, let her, you know, let her do what she wants to do, but she's not gonna wanna hang out with you.
Lori (38:57.897)
So it just made, it was got weird. made no sense. Heather's running around trying to catch her. And I was just like, what, what are you doing? Yeah.
Kelli (39:03.723)
Yeah, yeah that was weird
Wendy (39:03.766)
No, it was weird. It was so weird. I'm like, why is she chasing her? Why is she chasing her? And by the way, when she was sitting on that swim platform out there with her feet in the water, below, you're not allowed to do that. They get in big trouble, especially, I mean, someone just got fired on Below Deck Med for allowing someone to go down there at night in the dark and put their feet in the water.
Lori (39:14.439)
I would have never put my feet in
Kelli (39:19.106)
No you're not.
Lori (39:27.793)
and put your feet in the water. No, no, no, no.
Wendy (39:30.198)
and that person wound up falling in because they were really drunk, but still, you're not allowed to do that. Jumped in, yep.
Lori (39:34.813)
No, it's not.
Kelli (39:35.021)
Remember when that one woman jumped in the boat or jumped in the water and Captain Lee kicked her off the boat the next day? Sharks in that water. wouldn't, like you said, I wouldn't put my feet in the water in the dark.
Wendy (39:41.718)
Yep. Yep.
Lori (39:42.705)
Yeah, no, that's not a brilliant idea. Hell yeah!
Wendy (39:49.142)
I know, I know. Crazy, crazy.
Lori (39:49.511)
No, but I think that Heather, like I said, got herself all worked up to say this, had some drinks. And then I think after she said it, she kind of like was like, know what I mean? Yeah, she was kind of, and then she's trying to like backpedal and trying to fix the situation. She's trying to stick the bandaid on the knife wound and it was not happening.
Kelli (40:05.261)
It was like, womp, womp. Yep.
Kelli (40:17.441)
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
Wendy (40:17.782)
Yes, it wasn't working. So after that, Heather goes into Angie's room and Mary's room and she's crying and they're like, you know, what happened? And she's like, well, I called Lisa out. I told her that I think she's the source of the leaks. you know, Angie's like, that's very brave of you. I'm like, okay. I know. know. I know.
Lori (40:19.229)
Mm-hmm.
Kelli (40:36.641)
Probably all she could muster up the energy to say. Now get the fuck out so I can go throw up in the bathroom again. But even Mary was like, no, I agree with you. think Lisa's, yeah, for sure, yeah.
Lori (40:38.588)
Yeah.
Throw up
Wendy (40:47.48)
She agreed. No, did. They all agreed on the boat. They all agreed except for Meredith. Everyone agreed that they thought it was Lisa that was the source of it.
Lori (40:56.025)
Mm-hmm. And like I said, whether she did it or not really isn't the point. The point is that...
Kelli (40:56.171)
Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
Lori (41:04.755)
You've done enough that people would think that that was you.
Kelli (41:08.29)
Right.
Wendy (41:09.506)
Right. And the fact that you just protest so much makes it seem like it's you.
Lori (41:12.753)
Yes, right. Right.
Kelli (41:15.0)
her reaction, her defensive reaction was very telling. Very telling.
Wendy (41:16.446)
Right. Right. Like, like don't do that.
Lori (41:21.895)
Right. Just be cool.
Wendy (41:23.778)
And then Whitney's, yeah. Don't be uncool. that's Loo-Ann.
Lori (41:28.243)
Don't be all uncool.
Lori (41:32.964)
Absolutely.
Kelli (41:33.623)
Damn it, I wish somebody would have said that.
Wendy (41:35.948)
Hahaha!
Lori (41:36.519)
Yeah, right.
Wendy (41:39.446)
Whitney says to Daisy, I want to sneak down to the kitchen. I'm like, my god, in the midst of all this craziness, you want to go in the kitchen and bother the chef? And she lets her. Of course she lets her.
Kelli (41:47.575)
Yeah.
Lori (41:48.079)
She probably wanted to get the fuck out of there, wouldn't you?
Kelli (41:52.599)
Yeah.
Wendy (41:54.274)
And then Brittany asks Captain Jason, she's like, do you actually run the ship? He's like, yeah. She's like, can you give me a tour? Yeah.
Lori (42:02.301)
No, it's all autopilot.
Kelli (42:06.081)
Yeah. Hey, listen, you say that, with AI, probably is going to be soon.
Lori (42:06.377)
dumb shit
Kelli (42:13.857)
You could chat GBT how to, how to sail a yacht.
Wendy (42:13.934)
She's just...
Wendy (42:18.456)
Yeah.
Lori (42:20.477)
She was a little too thirsty though.
Kelli (42:22.783)
she always is. It's hard to watch. As soon as she's on the screen, it is so cringy. She just wants to be an actress. This is like a stepping stone for her. I really believe it. I think her whole, everything about her is fake and phony. This is an act. She's playing a role. I don't even think she's dating Jared. Even her daughter. I thought that whole scene with her daughter.
Wendy (42:26.127)
my god, she takes it.
Lori (42:26.287)
She was very thirsty, huh?
Kelli (42:52.886)
was an act.
Lori (42:53.095)
Yeah, you felt like it was very performative.
Kelli (42:55.779)
So performative. Yep.
Wendy (42:59.445)
I really think her daughter was real. I think her daughter was being honest with her mom. I do, I do. And I actually, give her daughter a lot of credit for, you know, doing that. I think her daughter was real. Andy, interestingly enough, said that he found, I don't know if it was on Watch What Happens Live. So Andy was on Call Her Daddy. Alex Cooper, did you happen to hear it? It came out today.
Kelli (43:02.113)
I don't know.
Kelli (43:21.473)
Yeah, I didn't listen to it yet, but I saw a couple of clips.
Wendy (43:25.024)
Yeah, so I don't remember if it was on there or it on Watch What Happens Live. He said that he finds Brittany entertaining. Like he thinks, I mean, he thinks that she's like a good part of the cast. And I'm like, entertaining? I'm thinking more phony. Like she's just very phony.
Kelli (43:33.374)
I'm sure.
Kelli (43:43.149)
Yeah, but think about who you're talking about. You're talking about Andy Cohen. Like, he's the same one who brought Tamra back. He's the same one who kisses Teresa's ass still. He's not very good judge of character.
Lori (43:46.441)
All right, please.
Wendy (43:51.02)
Yes.
Yes, this is true.
Lori (43:56.392)
Nah.
Wendy (43:57.228)
This is very true. This is very true.
Kelli (43:58.69)
He's just not. By the way, I'm just gonna say real quick. I literally had to stop rewatching Jersey. I had to shut it off. can't take it anymore. And I'm gonna tell you why. Because when I'm wrong, I admit when I'm wrong. And I stand corrected because I have blamed Louie for ruining this show for a long time. Teresa single-handedly ruined this show. Louie didn't help, but
Wendy (44:08.106)
you were getting too upset?
Lori (44:09.435)
I know it was going to come back.
Lori (44:24.221)
I knew it had to come back to New Jersey.
Kelli (44:27.819)
Teresa became so nasty. The season Jackie and Jennifer came on. So nasty and so disgusting. I had to turn it off today. I'm like, you know what? It's not even enjoyable to watch. She ruined that show for me. And I'm telling you right now, if they bring Teresa back, I'm not watching Jersey. I'm not doing it.
Lori (44:50.825)
She's on the boycott.
Wendy (44:51.106)
You are pointing. Who are you pointing at?
Kelli (44:53.781)
Myself. I am not watching Jersey if they bring Teresa back. She sucks. Teresa sucks. All right. That's right. That's right. All right. Bring it back to Salt Lake City.
Lori (44:54.405)
anybody who's anybody who's watching.
Lori (45:04.296)
Because we're from New Jersey and that's what we do.
Wendy (45:09.816)
me up. Okay.
Wendy (45:15.49)
You know, you could have saved this little Jersey thing for when we did Wife Swap and Melissa was on, but okay. I mean, we put it in Salt Lake because we can't have an episode unless we talk about Jersey. We have to have it in every episode. I can't, I can't wait. I can't wait. So I actually don't have anything else about this, this day on the ship. Do you guys have anything else?
Lori (45:24.553)
can.
Kelli (45:24.791)
That's right.
That's right. Because I have more to say in that episode.
Lori (45:31.314)
Okay, good.
Kelli (45:45.909)
No, I mean, at this point, Heather just walks away and she's carrying the message as she says. Maybe though, maybe she should just wait until the morning when everybody sobers up.
Wendy (45:49.122)
Yeah. Yeah. Yes. She's just gonna carry the message.
Wendy (45:57.078)
I think that'd be a good idea. Yeah.
Lori (45:57.673)
And how about we see Brahman sleeping out on the deck?
Kelli (46:05.733)
she... I didn't even notice that. She is?
Wendy (46:08.439)
I didn't either.
Lori (46:08.531)
So maybe, no, okay, so that was a coming attraction that I saw on Summer, that we're gonna see Bronwyn, yeah, we're gonna see Bronwyn sleeping on the deck because.
Wendy (46:15.471)
okay, I was gonna say, I didn't notice that.
Kelli (46:20.321)
Well, we also see the unicorn in the ocean, right? That's the point.
Wendy (46:23.414)
Yes, we do see the unicorn in the water. Yeah.
Lori (46:23.687)
Well, eventually. Yeah. Yeah. But Bronwyn does sleep on the deck so that she doesn't have to sleep with Brittany. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see you next time.
Kelli (46:26.765)
Interesting. That's funny.
Wendy (46:32.162)
That is interesting.
Alright so we'll have to wait and see what happens. Thank you for watching and listening. Please give us five star reviews and subscribe. Bye!
Kelli (46:44.471)
Bye.
Lori (46:44.701)
Bye.
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