RHOM-Is It The Final Toast in Miami?

RHOM-Is It The Final Toast in Miami?

🎧 Podcast Summary: RHOM S7 – Reunion Part 3

The final part of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion starts heavy — Andy dives right into the Milan drama between Lisa and Larsa. He brings up Larsa’s brutal comment that Lisa should’ve been with her father instead of walking the runway. Lisa breaks down, explaining that her dad wanted her there, and that no one checked in on her grief when he passed. Even Alexia — who Lisa threw a party for after her mother’s death — stayed silent.

Larsa doubles down, claiming Lisa “wanted to make her feel bad,” which only reignites Lisa’s pain. Alexia steps in to relate, and for a second, it feels like these women finally get each other — but that peace doesn’t last.

Andy stirs things up asking about “the elevator incident” in Seville. Julia says Larsa “snapped,” and Jodi (Lisa’s boyfriend) somehow got dragged into it with shady texts. Lisa admits the rumors almost ruined her relationship. Larsa apologizes backstage — genuinely this time — and she and Lisa share an emotional hug, finally ending their cold war.

We lighten up with Kiki, who almost chokes on an oyster (“celibacy made my throat dry!”) and confesses she didn’t mean to be mean with her “cake gate” math equation — she apologizes to Adriana for mocking her age. Adriana reveals her deep fear of aging, saying she hasn’t celebrated her birthday since her quinceañera. Lisa hugs her, and for once, everyone’s calm… briefly.

Julia admits she stirred up Alexia and Stephanie’s fight in Spain (“you’re absolutely right, 100%”), which leads to the Shoma Air private jet drama. Stephanie confronts Marisol and Alexia for making her feel excluded — and the two deny scheming, though Andy’s twin quiz reveals just how in-sync they really are.

Then comes the most chaotic moment: Ratchet vs. Wretched.
Adriana insists she said “wretched,” not “ratchet.” Kiki calls BS. Everyone yells. Stephanie literally starts barking to prove her point (“this is what you all sound like!”). Guerdy, the voice of reason, says it’s clearly not about racism — it’s about intent and hurt feelings. Andy gets Kiki to admit both Adriana and Marisol were wrong.

After all that chaos, the mood shifts with Guerdy’s emotional segment. She opens up about her childhood trauma, her cancer journey, and learning to heal. Julia sincerely apologizes for her water-throwing moment — and it lands beautifully.

Julia and Martina’s adoption story closes the family arc, with their older daughters struggling to adjust to the new boys, but Julia’s heart shines through. She and the women share a rare moment of unity.

The final stretch is all about healing and growth:

• Lisa owns her evolution — from defensive to self-aware.
• Guerdy plugs her book From Trauma to Trophies (of course she does).
• Adriana surprises everyone by leaving handwritten “Harvard-style” notes on their mirrors that morning.
• Kiki calls the women her “bunch of husbands” and says they’ve made her tougher.
• Julia calls the season her “best and worst” — grateful but humbled.
• Even Larsa and Adriana agree they’d be there for each other if needed.
• Alexia closes strong, finally seeing what her friends saw in her relationship.

Andy toasts the women — “Who needs a cocky?” — and for once, Miami ends on a note of peace, laughter, and a little self-awareness.