RHOM-Notes, Notaries & No More Nerves

RHOM-Notes, Notaries & No More Nerves

Podcast Summary-RHOM S7 E12- Uncivil in Seville

The Seville trip turns into a full-on meltdown as Lisa’s legal drama, Larsa’s texts, and Adriana’s slip-ups send the group spiraling.

• Legal Chaos at Dinner: Lisa scrambles to notarize legal papers with Guerdy’s help while Jody bombards Larsa with texts. Upstairs, Guerdy tries to focus Lisa on her kids, while downstairs, the women question Jody’s priorities and Lisa’s choices.
• Larsa vs. Lisa (Round 100): Once Lisa rejoins dinner, Larsa accuses Jody of “harassment” texts. Lisa fires back that Larsa twists things, and the feud spirals when Marisol exposes Lisa for taking notes on the women. Lisa defends it as smart divorce strategy, but the group sees it as betrayal.
• Next-Day “Fun”: The women split up—Lisa, Guerdy, Adriana, and Kiki go shopping, while the others paint tiles (mostly penises). Later at Alcázar, Julia shares her wish for the ladies to be godparents, but tension lingers as talk turns to the upcoming Marbella jet ride.
• Plane Drama Looms: Julia and Marysol confront Lisa about her phone obsession. Lisa refuses to give it up, citing legal matters and her kids. A “phone basket” rule is set, but Lisa storms off, claiming she’ll remove herself.
• Dinner Disaster #3: At yet another dinner, Adriana outs Lisa for unfollowing Marcus—breaking a secret pact. A fight explodes when Adriana calls Kiki “ratchet,” leading to tears, screaming, and chaos. Stephanie storms off in frustration, calling it the third ruined dinner in Spain.
• Endgame: While some of the women laugh at the absurdity, others are embarrassed by the public spectacle. Back at the hotel, Stephanie, Larsa, Marysol, and Alexia plot seating arrangements for the jet to avoid more explosions. Marisol sums it up with a drink: “This is why I drink so much—so my spirit doesn’t break.”

Spain may be historic and beautiful, but for the Miami ladies, it’s nothing but uncivil in Seville.

Takeaways

Larsa seems to be struggling for relevance in the group.
The text message drama was ultimately insignificant.
Lisa's legal issues are affecting her emotional state.
Taking notes during conversations is a new strategy for Lisa.
The dynamics of friendship are complex and often contradictory.
Cultural insights add depth to the cast's interactions.
Private jet etiquette is a source of contention.
The group is experiencing too much drama for enjoyment.
Adriana's worldly experiences are impressive and noteworthy.
The after show reveals deeper insights into the cast's relationships.