Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 5 Narcissists Assemble: A Greek Tragedy

Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 5 Miami God

In this episode of Real Housewives of Miami, Alexia seeks advice from a young self-help guru named Daniel, whom she found on Instagram. Despite his age, she feels he has wisdom and invites him to her upcoming Greek-themed "narcissist party," which she insists is not about her husband Todd—but actually about everyone in the group.

Meanwhile, Lisa vents to Jody about her ongoing issues with Lenny and jokes that Larsa needs "Imodium for her mouth." Stephanie celebrates the success of her Shoma Bazaar business and opens up about her estranged twin sisters, who once worked with her but are now out of her life despite her attempts to reconnect. She's proud of her leadership role but doesn’t exactly win over the audience with her delivery.

Kiki, Larsa, and Stephanie have a heart-to-heart about family, encouraging Kiki to rebuild a relationship with her father for her son Shamar’s sake. Shamar, notably, is the first in Kiki’s family to go to college—a touching moment in an otherwise drama-filled episode.

Guerdy, absent from Julia’s baby shower, reveals that she was in New York ringing the bell at the Stock Exchange with the American Cancer Society. She feels misunderstood and ignored by the group. Alexia dismisses her feelings, ironically mirroring the same defensiveness she criticizes in Guerdy. Later, Guerdy meets with Julia, and the two have a tense but emotional conversation about broken trust. Julia accuses Guerdy of exposing her facelift secret while her wife was undergoing chemo, but Guerdy defends herself, saying she was only responding to Julia's energy. After hashing it out, they agree to move forward—slowly.

Amid all the emotional reckonings, the cast prepares for a hurricane. Stephanie and her husband rescue puppies, while Lisa, unsurprisingly, shows up an hour and a half late to Alexia’s event. The women wait for her for over two hours, which frustrates everyone, especially Stephanie, who openly calls her out. Lisa, for her part, shows no remorse. The party, complete with togas and philosophical speeches, wraps up the episode with lingering tension and plenty of side eye

Takeaways
Gina expresses skepticism about Todd's commitment to his marriage with Alexia.
Kelli and Gina discuss the financial dynamics of the cast members.
The hosts share their opinions on the new cast member, Stephanie.
Gina highlights the importance of family relationships in the show.
Kelli mentions the upcoming BravoCon and its implications for the cast.
The conversation reflects on the staged nature of the current season.
Gina emphasizes the significance of genuine relationships among the cast.
Kelli and Gina critique the production quality of the season.
The hosts discuss the conflict between Gertie and Julia and its resolution.
Kelli expresses her dislike for the character Stephanie, calling her a 'flex'.