RHOA- S16 E7- Ferraris, Felatios & FaceTime Fights

RHOA- S16 E7- Ferraris, Felatios & FaceTime Fights

This episode kicks off with Brit and Mike car shopping—she’s scoring a white Ferrari, thanks to a "new car every 2 years" promise. Meanwhile, Drew visits Angela with a $5,795 Judith Leiber bag and Michael Jordan's tequila in hand, only to get grilled over her "MJ is my cousin" joke.

Kelli hosts a pre-trip gathering with Cynthia, Porsha, Shamea, and her sister Kamiya. Porsha invites everyone (except Drew) to Nashville for her birthday. Angela stirs the pot by asking Drew to come as her plus-one, which Drew declines—unless it’s a direct invite from Porsha.

The drama heats up with Brit confronting rumors about her husband Charles, and Drew dealing with her messy divorce from Ralph, including a court ruling to unseal their case—something Drew strongly opposed. Ralph keeps dodging financial disclosures and continues living in the basement, leaving Drew emotional.

In lighter scenes, Kelli teaches her daughter to parallel park, and Shamea hits the studio. Later, Drew and Brit have an awkward but revealing sit-down, where Drew questions Brit’s past (porn? webcam?), and Brit flips the script with rumors about Drew.

The group heads to Nashville—minus Drew, who’s celebrating her new record deal. Angela’s decision to invite Drew causes friction with Porsha, especially when it becomes public at dinner. The tension peaks with shade thrown, wigs questioned, and rumors about Drew and Dennis hitting the table hard.

Mechanical bull stats close things on a lighter note—Shamea wins with 51 seconds!

Transcript

Wendy (00:01.73)
Hi, welcome to We Wine Whenever. I'm Wendy. We are talking about Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 16, Episode Number 7, Nashville Hold'em.

Kelli (00:04.136)
I'm Kelly.

Kelli (00:14.897)
another Nashville trip for the Howeswives.

Wendy (00:17.512)
Yes. Yes. So we start out with Britt and Mike are shopping for a new car. Britt said that Mike promised her a new car every two years.

Kelli (00:28.979)
What does Mike do for a living that he can promise her a new car every two years? And a Ferrari, nonetheless.

Wendy (00:34.164)
These are good questions. I have no idea what he does. I have no idea. And she does wind up getting I guess the white Ferrari I think she winds up getting.

Kelli (00:37.045)
Yeah.

Kelli (00:43.987)
I mean, I don't know. I think so, yeah. Is he promising her that with her own money?

Wendy (00:46.893)
I guess we'll have

Wendy (00:50.934)
Yeah, that's interesting. So the interesting thing about Britt is I've seen a lot online about her recently. I don't know, but this most recent thing did make sense. you know, she talks about last week, she talked about her losing her license for insurance, right? But in fact, she sold her insurance business. That's why she was on the outs with her sisters. Remember? She had told us that.

Kelli (00:52.328)
you

Kelli (01:18.003)
Right! Right!

Wendy (01:20.15)
So in fact, really what she's doing is not selling insurance. And at that time, I don't know who, was one of the online people, I read all about it, talked about it. I was like, yeah, this actually makes sense. She has got a business online that she started in 2023 where she's going to train you how to open up your own insurance agency. And this is what she's doing for a living.

Kelli (01:44.905)
This is what she's doing for a living.

Wendy (01:49.838)
be an insurance agent. And she's been doing that since 2023, I believe. So,

Kelli (01:56.979)
I wonder if she needs an active license to do that. I mean, maybe.

Wendy (02:01.834)
I don't know, but like he said, the person that was telling this story, don't ever spend your money on these how-to things. Like if you want to be an insurance agent, go to State Farm, go to Prudential. They will train you on the job while you're being paid. Like you don't need to pay somebody to train you how to do a job that you're going to have to pay for. It doesn't make sense.

Kelli (02:17.705)
Yes, they will. While you're being paid.

Kelli (02:26.037)
Do you remember when Vicki Gunvalson did the cruise and she was gonna talk to people about being an insurance agent? And one of the women, and this is no shade at all. It's just, I'm bringing it up because of Vicki's response. But Vicki was asking the people sitting there, which there were like five, what you do for a living? And the one woman was a dancer.

Wendy (02:40.661)
huh.

Wendy (02:45.453)
Right.

Wendy (02:50.884)
that's so funny. Right. No, that's just, mean, right. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Kelli (02:51.889)
And Vicky's face, again, no shade because if you have it, use it. But Vicky's face was like, okay.

Wendy (03:02.284)
Yeah, think there's, like we said, I think there's more to Brit. I think Brit has got, she's not giving us true information. I think this whole thing is all fake. I was also reading too about Mike. I think that Mike is, you know, I've heard that there's alcohol. He's an alcoholic. I've heard that many times online. I've also heard that he has slept with many different men that...

Kelli (03:09.822)
No.

Kelli (03:29.311)
He looks very familiar. When I was watching it last night, I'm like, I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.

Wendy (03:38.464)
Yeah. don't, I'm honestly, I'm not really feeling the Brit and Mike vibe, not really loving her as a new housewife.

Kelli (03:44.199)
No. So there are rumors that he like cheated on her.

Wendy (03:51.06)
Or that she knows about it, you know? don't... Yeah, I don't know what the... Yeah, I don't know if it's cheating or if it's just, you know, open. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. I just... Yeah. Keep your eyes out for that one on what you see.

Kelli (03:53.461)
they have an understanding or.

Kelli (04:00.99)
and understanding.

Interesting.

Kelli (04:08.733)
Yeah, don't, mean, listen, I'm not feeling her at all. I think she's, I think she's full of shit. I, again, I don't agree with what Kenya did. I think that was way low. But.

Wendy (04:12.79)
No.

Wendy (04:18.836)
No, no, I don't either. people are, there's a lot of people out there that think Kenya should be there. A lot of people, which, you know, I don't think Kenya should be there. I don't, I really don't. I mean,

Kelli (04:33.429)
think they had to do something, whether they bring her back or not, they had to do something, they had to kind of take a stand and figure it out. They got to figure it out. I think Bravo's got a lot of issues going on right now.

Wendy (04:45.58)
Yeah, I do too.

Kelli (04:46.685)
So they need to take a pause, take a breath and figure some shit out.

Wendy (04:53.994)
Then we see Drew goes over to Angela's house with her little Cosmo purse, her little Judith Lieber bag. Did you see that purse? I loved it. And she says, you're making drinks with my cousin's tequila. And then Angela says, I talked to Marcus and he told me that you are not cousins with Michael. You're not related. Yeah, Marcus Jordan. Yeah.

Kelli (05:03.003)
I did. It was the Dorbs. Yeah.

Kelli (05:19.955)
Now is she talking about Marcus, like Michael Jordan's son? Yeah.

Wendy (05:23.67)
Yeah, yes, that's what she's talking about. And she said, I was joking. And then they play the clip back. No, she wasn't joking. She's like, everyone knows I was joking. No, you were not joking. You just got caught. That was so weird.

Kelli (05:31.506)
She wasn't joking.

Kelli (05:39.815)
Yes, and thank you to the listener who did actually point it out to us and commented that that's what the Michael Jordan reference was. They were drinking his tequila. I didn't catch that. So thank you for that. Yeah.

Wendy (05:44.972)
Yes.

Wendy (05:49.408)
Yes. I didn't catch it either because that's what we were like, what was that all about? Like, why are we talking about Michael Jordan? I didn't even know he had a tequila to be quite honest with you.

Kelli (05:58.114)
Me neither. Me neither. Now we do though. But yeah, she was not kidding.

Wendy (06:05.224)
No, it's so weird. She really is. But you know what? So is Portia. Portia's a liar too. They really are. It's like, can't we just be real? I mean, it's called real housewives. It's in the name. We're not asking for much. Just be a housewife and be real, damn it. We don't even have that. Exactly.

Kelli (06:07.871)
She's just a liar.

Kelli (06:14.281)
They all are, aren't they?

Kelli (06:20.847)
The show's called Real Housewives. Exactly. Come on.

Kelli (06:29.575)
Right. Then half of them aren't even housewives.

Wendy (06:34.048)
Exactly. Then we see Kelly's getting ready for the ladies to come over. Her sister, Camille, is there. Cynthia is the first to arrive and then Portia, next, Chamea. They start talking about what happened at the peace brunch because Portia couldn't make it because her daughter was sick. Right, Cynthia wasn't there. They asked Portia if she had a conversation with Drew and she said that, you know, she's moved on.

Kelli (06:52.297)
And Cynthia wasn't there either. Right?

Wendy (07:02.658)
That means no, she's not having a conversation. But her birthday is coming up and she wants to invite everyone to Nashville. And she's inviting her sister and a bunch of her friends, a bunch of her friends. But she is not inviting Drew. Now, if Drew is a cast member, which she is, and she holds a peach, which she does, she needs to be invited.

Kelli (07:22.164)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (07:25.765)
Mm-hmm. I agree with you.

Wendy (07:29.878)
I mean, this is bullshit. You're not inviting all your friends and your sister and not Drew. If you can coexist with her, then coexist with her.

Kelli (07:38.931)
Right. Right, she said it, I can coexist.

Wendy (07:40.674)
So, right, those were her words. So Angela decides that she's gonna make her plus one. And she even mentions it to Porsche when she's invited and Porsche says, I can't hear you. Again, didn't say no, just like the bullshit that happened with Kenya with Brit showing up. Didn't uninvite her. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like if you don't want somebody there, then answer.

Kelli (07:54.046)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (08:03.645)
Right. Yes.

Kelli (08:09.342)
Right.

Wendy (08:09.452)
You didn't answer. said, I can't hear you. You're the only one I can hear. Come on.

Kelli (08:13.417)
Yep. Yep.

Wendy (08:19.298)
But Drew says that, you know, with the energy that's been between her and Porsche that unless Porsche says it's okay for her to come, she doesn't want to come. Which I thought that was the right thing to say to be quite honest with you. Cause why is she going to want to go there and be miserable?

Kelli (08:34.195)
Yeah, but you knew damn well she was gonna go.

I mean, I thought what she said was good too. She just should have stuck to it. She didn't stick to it.

Wendy (08:38.595)
Well.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No. Well, unless Angela lied to her.

Kelli (08:47.145)
but she got a trip into Dennis' hookah lounge before she went. Who knew Dennis had a hookah lounge? He's got a lot of balls in the air, this guy.

Wendy (08:51.424)
I know that was weird.

I don't... Yes, he does. Hook-a-lounge, hot dog king, producer. What else is he doing? That's it. Then we see Mike is asking Britt, how are things are going with Angela? And she said that, you know, she's coming for me and she lacks empathy. Listen, I didn't get that. She just was calling you out on your shit. That's what I got.

Kelli (09:02.047)
music producer, anything to get him on the show.

Kelli (09:22.377)
Yeah, she's in the same profession as you. So that's what she's gonna do. She's got a spot here just like you.

Wendy (09:25.984)
Right, right.

Right.

Wendy (09:32.886)
Yep. And then Britt says, well, what have I brought up what I heard about her husband in the media that Charles had a baby with someone?

Why would you do that, Brit? Because you see what Kenya did, like now you're gonna do that? I mean, come on.

Kelli (09:49.331)
And didn't she say at some point like nobody better come for my man or whatever she said? Brit. Yeah, something like that. And now you're saying this about Angela and Charles. No, and honestly, I feel like Angela is the type of person to be like, yep. He stepped out, he had a baby, yep.

Wendy (09:55.0)
Brit said that?

Wendy (09:59.169)
I don't know.

Yeah, not cool. Just not cool.

Wendy (10:12.9)
I think she would say, I think she would. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think she's gonna, you know, hide it or lie about it. I don't. Well, that's it. That's it. Then we see Angela and Drew were also talking about Britt and how the peace brunch went. Drew says that her second court case is this week and that she wants to keep the divorce sealed. She doesn't want the kids to see what's in it.

Kelli (10:20.969)
I mean, it's out there now, she can't. Yeah.

Wendy (10:43.88)
I think that there's more to this.

Kelli (10:46.421)
You don't want the kids to see what? The shit you were talking about with your lawyer on air last week? Like, you've said it on air. Your kids are gonna know everything. You're a reality TV personality. Your kids are gonna hear about it and see it. There's something in those records she doesn't want out and it probably has nothing to do with Ralph. It's got to do with her.

Wendy (10:53.429)
and

Wendy (11:05.41)
That's what it is.

That's what I think it is because Ralph wants it out there. And that was surprising to me to see Ralph being like, no, I want this out there. Like that's what he wants.

Kelli (11:10.889)
Yeah. Right!

Kelli (11:20.115)
And listen, I've never worked for divorce attorneys, thank God. One of the firms, my very first job at a law firm when I started out as a receptionist, one of the attorneys did real estate and divorce, but very little divorce. And again, I was a receptionist, so I didn't get involved in it. I don't understand how, if you're not divorced yet, how are records sealed? Like how are there sealed records if there's not like a divorce decree?

Wendy (11:45.356)
Yeah, I-

Kelli (11:50.003)
What records are sealed if there's not an actual divorce? So if any of our listeners work at a divorce stories office, please explain this to us because I just don't understand it. I thought like when records are sealed that there had to be like a judgment or an order entered.

Wendy (11:57.42)
Yes, please.

Wendy (12:01.624)
I don't, I don't either.

Wendy (12:08.14)
Yeah, what is it that's sealed? Yeah, I don't know.

Kelli (12:09.715)
Right. Just discovery? Like then wouldn't it just be...

Wendy (12:14.434)
Or is it just the filing itself? I think it might just be the actual divorce filing. Yes. Yes. But the thing is, the judge did want to unseal it, right? Isn't that what the attorney said? The judge wanted it unsealed and Drew was fighting it and Ralph wants it unsealed. Yeah. There's something in there that she wants to hide. It doesn't make any sense otherwise. We're not stupid.

Kelli (12:18.207)
Like the complaint, the divorce complaint.

Kelli (12:30.651)
Yeah, and I think Drew was fighting it.

Kelli (12:38.697)
Yeah.

Kelli (12:44.009)
That's right, we're not.

Wendy (12:44.91)
Like, stop this. Stop trying to play us.

Wendy (12:53.046)
We are real housewives. We are not stumin.

Kelli (12:54.689)
That's right. That's right. And we work. And I work for a lawyer and Wendy works for Township County. Township. So we know all about records and filings.

Wendy (13:01.602)
That's right. Township, township. That's right. Yes, we do. gosh. Then we see Kelly's teaching her daughter Chloe how to parallel park. gosh.

Kelli (13:09.045)
you

Kelli (13:17.405)
I don't miss that and I'm not even a year out yet, but I don't miss it.

Wendy (13:23.047)
Yeah, I'm about to start that. I'm about to start that.

Kelli (13:25.385)
Yeah, when I don't have to get in the car, but one of my kids driving, I'm very relieved.

Wendy (13:31.63)
Then we see Sheme's in the studio again with B-flat. Then we see Drew and Britt go out for a drink and they want to clear the air. Drew tells Britt it was a bit celebratory when she was saying that Kenya's not here and it's not going to be here. I agree with her. I agree. I'm glad Drew called her out on that because although Kenya was wrong and Britt was wrong,

Kelli (13:53.021)
Yeah. yeah. yeah.

Wendy (14:01.71)
This was Kenya's house before you showed up. these are even like, no, you shouldn't be doing it. It was very premature. Yes, it was. Drew said, I just want to get to know her a little bit and about her past. And Drew asked Britt if she ever sold it. And I was like, yeah. I was like,

Kelli (14:04.981)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (14:09.01)
It was very premature.

Kelli (14:26.143)
Sold the cat.

Wendy (14:29.908)
And she said, no. And then Drew said, well, did you ever do porn? And she said, well, I've not done porn, but I've done webcam. And I'm glad she explained what webcam was because they said webcam. And I was like, what is that? So she said she did it with her friend. I guess you have this like webcam and you just, it's not like it's produced or anything. It's just kind of like a live stream thing that you do.

Kelli (14:54.239)
But you get paid for it. People pay for it. So you did sell the cat.

Wendy (14:55.746)
Yeah, but it's like a... yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I guess indirectly. Yeah. All right.

Kelli (15:03.689)
Yeah, she sold the cat. This was OnlyFans before OnlyFans was OnlyFans. Yeah, yeah, so you're selling the cat.

Wendy (15:08.864)
Yes, that's exactly what it was. Exactly. This is pre-OnlyFans. Yes.

Wendy (15:15.436)
Yeah. And they were naked and they just did, you know, she didn't say, she just said, right, right, right.

Kelli (15:22.505)
mean, they weren't having sex, they weren't being intimate with each other, but you're showing your chach. For money.

Wendy (15:29.998)
Britt asked if Drew knew the recipient of the the fellatio pic.

And Drew said that she saw the pictures and she thought that she recognized the person. What does that mean? That she knows who?

Kelli (15:52.341)
You're like, she knows the guy?

Wendy (15:54.816)
Yeah, that's what I right. That's what she's saying.

Kelli (15:57.863)
And she said she got a DM. So did Kenya get the same DM from the guy?

Wendy (16:00.952)
She says.

Wendy (16:04.994)
I don't know.

Kelli (16:05.789)
and Kenya bit and Drew didn't like Drew ignored the DM and was like I'm not fucking with that and Kenya was like

Wendy (16:09.41)
I don't know.

Wendy (16:16.108)
Yeah, I mean, it is, it was said by Portia that the person that gave Kenya the pictures is a current cast member.

Kelli (16:28.341)
right. it had to be the same person then. It had to be the same person. She was just sending it to everybody to see who bit.

Wendy (16:30.901)
So.

Wendy (16:40.961)
Yeah. I don't, yeah. I mean, I don't know if it was Drew. I don't, I don't know who it was.

Kelli (16:49.014)
maybe Drew got it and then sent it to Kenya. Got it.

Wendy (16:51.68)
Maybe. I don't know though. Like we don't know. We don't know. So Drew admits that she's been on the receiving end of rumors and bad media, which she has been. you know, because of that very reason, I would say it wouldn't be her. Like I wouldn't think that she would, that, right, that she wouldn't be the one passing it along. But.

Kelli (16:55.869)
Right, we don't know.

Kelli (17:02.837)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (17:10.345)
You would hope not, right?

Kelli (17:14.815)
Were Drew and cool? Like they never had any problems, right? I feel like Kenya didn't have problems with anybody but Britt. Like even coming into this season, like she was good with Portia, like I feel like Kenya was good with everybody.

Wendy (17:31.726)
I mean, coming into the season, she was okay with Portia, but in the past, she's had problems with everybody. I mean, that's her MO is having problems with everybody. But they were on such a long break and it was, you know, really a completely different cast. So I don't know. It's hard to say. It's hard to say. Then we have the day of the court hearing. We see the home video of Drew and Ralph leaving the house separately again.

Kelli (17:36.583)
Yeah, well...

Right. Yeah.

Yes they were.

Kelli (17:50.961)
I know. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (18:01.269)
I wonder why we saw a home video for both of them. Like why wasn't production there? I understand they can't go into the courtroom, but they could have watched them leaving the house.

Wendy (18:06.53)
That's what I was wondering. I don't know. It didn't make sense either.

Right.

Kelli (18:18.197)
Mmm.

Wendy (18:19.084)
I don't know. I thought that was weird. Drew wants Ralph out of the house and him paying child support. We find out that this is Ralph's third attorney. That is a little crazy.

Kelli (18:20.873)
Yeah.

Kelli (18:31.721)
Yeah, that's crazy.

Somebody said he must not be paying his counsel.

Wendy (18:39.636)
Well, I mean, or listening to them, it's either one or the other, right? Isn't that what happens, right?

Kelli (18:44.713)
Yeah, yeah, one or the other.

Wendy (18:50.611)
So then, you know, I guess the ruling is that the records are going to be unsealed,

Kelli (18:59.423)
Yes, and Drew seems extremely nervous.

Wendy (19:03.416)
She's crying. Yeah, she's crying in the car like yelling at him as she's driving by.

Kelli (19:09.385)
Yeah, she was hard pushing for those records to be, to stay sealed.

Wendy (19:13.164)
Yeah, yeah. There's something going on there.

Kelli (19:17.223)
I mean, yeah, I don't know. The fact that Ralph wants them unsealed and she doesn't leads me to believe there's more damaging information in there about her. I mean, she was really crying and her sister was trying to console her.

Wendy (19:30.432)
Yes, I agree. No, she was definitely really upset. We have to wait and see what happens. Then we see the ladies are going to the airport for the trip to Nashville. Portia feels good about this trip. She's handpicked everyone who's going. Not sure why Angela missed the first flight, but she did.

Kelli (19:37.396)
Yeah.

Yeah.

Kelli (19:54.121)
Didn't you think that Angela missed the flight on purpose so she could show up with Drew?

Wendy (19:58.144)
I did it first, but then when she showed up without Drew, I was like, no, I think she just missed the flight. Yeah. Yeah. I liked that they were greeted at the house with the cowboy and the howdy hennies.

Kelli (20:01.619)
Yeah!

Yeah, that was very anti-climatic.

Kelli (20:12.872)
yeah.

The Howdy Hennies, that was very funny because Portia loves her Hennessy.

Wendy (20:19.102)
She sure does, she sure does. And they have their own private chef, Devon, there. They start picking out rooms, which is always fun on these trips.

Kelli (20:30.377)
That room situation was a little crazy. Like that one with all the beds, was like summer camp.

Wendy (20:34.88)
Yeah, that was weird.

Kelli (20:36.585)
I mean, so basically two people get their own room. And then there was one room with bunk beds. So two people are gonna have to share that, but it turns out they're not because Drew's getting that room. And then the rest of them are in that, you know, row room. There's like a row of beds. That's jacked up.

Wendy (20:47.404)
Right.

Wendy (20:52.384)
Yeah. It was weird. Yeah, yeah. I don't know that I would like that.

Kelli (20:59.033)
No, and then Angela gets a room like in the basement. I would take that over being in a room full of beds. And it looked like it had its own private exit.

Wendy (21:06.4)
Me too. Me too.

Wendy (21:13.078)
Yeah, I would definitely rather be in the basement by myself than sharing. Yeah, yeah.

Kelli (21:15.965)
Yeah, yeah, send me down there.

Wendy (21:22.638)
let's see then what happens.

Kelli (21:25.637)
Angela finally gets there and sits down with them to eat and the first thing she says is that she would really like Drew to come and that she anticipates seeing Drew.

Wendy (21:31.917)
Right.

Wendy (21:35.788)
Yes, and Porsche says, how the hell are you going to invite someone on my damn trip?

Kelli (21:43.059)
Yeah, and she's like, well, she didn't come out and say no.

Wendy (21:43.714)
Angela said.

Right. Well, she didn't. She didn't. All the ladies are saying you shouldn't invite someone else on someone's trip. Portia says it's fine. I can coexist with her. Shemeah thinks she should, that they should all walk around with olive branches.

Kelli (22:03.125)
How funny was Shamisha's like I think I'm gonna just start selling them

Wendy (22:04.91)
It's so funny. It's so funny.

Kelli (22:09.685)
I want to take a moment to acknowledge the boob smashing going on on this show this season.

Wendy (22:18.414)
What, which, I missed it, what boob smashing are you referring to?

Kelli (22:21.343)
Who was it? Britt's outfit. They're just, it's just outrage. Like, like free the boobs. Hashtag free the boobs because it just looks very painful. I have big boobs. I have boobs like these women. They're real.

Wendy (22:26.311)
yeah, yeah, yeah. mean.

Wendy (22:35.543)
I know.

Wendy (22:42.67)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (22:43.815)
It looks incredibly painful.

Wendy (22:47.746)
Yeah, they like to have their titties out.

Kelli (22:50.139)
my god, but they're, but it's not even having them out. It's, it's, I'm afraid they're going to pop.

Wendy (22:55.682)
Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know.

Kelli (23:00.725)
I'm afraid that something very bad is going to happen. Especially when they get on a bowl.

Wendy (23:07.646)
Yeah, yeah, well, that's, you know, that's where they that's where they had next, right? They go on the mechanical bull. So, Portia gets on first and she's on for seven seconds. Then Monietta is on for five seconds. Kelly was on for 49 seconds, which damn, I was impressed with that until Shemeah got on.

Kelli (23:29.449)
I was, I know, and she said, I'm very competitive. I guess you are, because you beat her by two seconds.

Wendy (23:33.134)
51 seconds. then Monetta asked where is Drew and they find out that she's in Atlanta celebrating with her sister that she got a record deal.

Kelli (23:42.367)
Yeah.

Kelli (23:51.337)
Dennis' hookah lounge. I bet you that's not even Dennis' hookah lounge. bet you they just said that.

Wendy (23:53.002)
at Dennis's hookah lounge and we see we see Dennis on FaceTime again not there but he's on FaceTime Angela says of course she didn't want you on this trip she should have told me when you were on FaceTime

Portia says to Angela, what kind of glue is on your motherfucking wig? Do you still don't understand you've brought this energy and now everyone at the table is asking where is she?

Kelli (24:26.771)
Nobody asked.

Wendy (24:27.63)
No, like you're the one that made a big deal about it.

Kelli (24:29.791)
What? Exactly. Nobody asked.

Wendy (24:34.54)
I will say though, what is going on with Angela's wig? Because Angela's wig is always a little off, right?

Kelli (24:40.059)
I know. Well, I think she is menopausal or perimenopausal and she's probably sweating like I am every day.

Wendy (24:45.803)
and that's why she's got the fan and they're hot. okay. This makes perfect sense. Okay. All right. No, not her fault. Not her fault. Okay. Yeah. So then one of Portia's friends is sitting there. She's like, I don't even know what's going on with you. Of course you don't because why would you? Like, Drew should be there. You shouldn't. You're just a friend. Like not even a friend of the show, just a friend of Portia's.

Kelli (24:52.733)
Yeah. Yeah. Not her fault. Not her fault. It's biological.

Kelli (25:08.061)
Right.

Wendy (25:18.382)
gosh.

Kelli (25:19.635)
And then did someone say Drew sucked Dennis's D? Okay, that's what she said. Drew sucked Dennis's D. It was specifically about Dennis. Okay.

Wendy (25:24.352)
Yes.

Yes. Yes. Let me see who said it. I did write it down.

Kelli (25:36.563)
I mean what Porsche said after that was...

Wendy (25:38.818)
That it was his thing. Yeah. I just, yeah. I just wrote down one of Portia's friends because I didn't know which one it was. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (25:40.373)
pretty funny and to keep his body count down.

Kelli (25:47.849)
yeah, it was definitely not anybody on the show. I just didn't know if they said Drew sucked someone's D or Drew sucked Dennis' D. It was Dennis' D. Okay.

Wendy (25:57.142)
Nope, was Dennis' day. And Angela said, after she said, you didn't want Drew to come, I thought she should be here. Angela said, I will not allow a group of women to talk about one woman who's not even here. I've got myself a size 12 feet and I can stand on my own. I was like, you go with your size 12 feet. I do too. I do too. like that she's not afraid to stand up to the group.

Kelli (26:18.421)
I really like Angela. I really like her.

Wendy (26:26.774)
and that she's not afraid to stand up to Portia, even though...

Kelli (26:29.043)
Right. again, she doesn't like Garcelle. Like she doesn't need this. I'm sure she's happy for the gig, but she's got a profession. She's got a very successful, wealthy, good looking husband. Like she don't need this. So she can come in, she can come in swinging the balls around where Brit can't and shouldn't.

Wendy (26:37.11)
Right, Yeah.

Wendy (26:44.856)
Right.

Wendy (26:52.664)
That's exactly, exactly. You're exactly right there.

Kelli (26:56.903)
And Kelly came in like demure, know, like she said her thing about Portia, why she take that woman's man, but we're past that. Right, like I think Kelly came in, you know, nice and quiet and did her thing.

Wendy (27:07.788)
I mean, compared to everything else, yeah, that's nothing.

Wendy (27:15.596)
Yeah. Yeah. But the whole thing with, that's the other thing that I see all over online is that according to Portia, Dennis just gets all these other women is just getting his dick sucked. Like that's all that goes on with him. I mean, come on. Yeah. Are you really, you really believe this or is, I mean, come on.

Kelli (27:32.701)
Right, to keep his body count down.

Kelli (27:41.011)
And is that supposed to be acceptable? like if, that, like I'm not saying it was, but is she saying like when she was with him, if he did that, like it wasn't cheating because he didn't have sex? Like, I don't know. Maybe that's not what she's saying, but.

Wendy (27:43.338)
No, it is not.

Wendy (27:49.112)
you

Wendy (27:52.729)
gosh.

Wendy (27:59.564)
I don't think that's what she's saying, but either way, I don't think that's acceptable. And I don't think that that, you know, I don't think one, they're both the same. They're both the same. There's not one that's not. They're both cheating. They're both the same. mean, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's just how I feel about it, but.

Kelli (28:03.508)
Yeah.

Kelli (28:10.517)
Totally. Totally.

Kelli (28:19.561)
Like you might as well have slept with her. It's the same thing. I totally agree.

Wendy (28:28.066)
You know, everyone has their own opinion.

Kelli (28:28.339)
Yeah, I'm sure guys feel differently, but I agree with you.

Wendy (28:31.808)
Yeah. So, I mean, it's episode seven. We're going to have to see what happens.

Kelli (28:38.057)
I wonder how many episodes there are. I thought I heard somebody say that there's four more episodes before Phaedra comes. Seems like a lot.

Wendy (28:44.711)
okay. Well, it was all of a sudden.

Kelli (28:48.883)
Yeah, and I guess they're at this point just trying to figure out what they're gonna do.

Wendy (28:52.962)
Yeah, I mean, they already had the trip planned. It couldn't bring her on the trip. And the trip is probably going to be at least three episodes. Right? We'd have one. We started it. Probably, you know.

Kelli (28:59.144)
Yeah.

Kelli (29:03.911)
It's interesting that they brought Phaedra back, isn't it? like, it's just interesting that they thought once Kenya left, they were like, you know what we should do? We should get Phaedra Parks back.

Wendy (29:16.354)
What's interesting about it is that there was other people in the running for Angela and Brits and Kelly's spot, right? There was other people in the running. Why not? Yeah. So why not bring one of them? Unless they just wanted to have the old, you know, then why not bring Sheree?

Kelli (29:28.019)
Yeah, so we're hearing now, yeah.

Kelli (29:39.764)
I know.

Wendy (29:40.014)
You know what? Because Phaedra's gonna bring it. That's what it comes down to. Right? Phaedra's gonna bring it.

Kelli (29:44.615)
It is what it comes down to.

Yeah, and I think that the other two that were in the running must have been filming and just not doing anything for them to focus on them. Like the two girls that were on the last season of New Jersey, the E. Clean Bro girl and the other girl, I forget her name.

Wendy (30:02.892)
Yeah, I mean, once you

Wendy (30:07.756)
Right.

Kelli (30:13.589)
Kayla, I think is the Eclean Bro girl. I forget what the other girl's name was. They were both adorable, but they just didn't do anything. We didn't really...

Wendy (30:19.062)
Yeah, but we never really

No, I mean, they weren't even considered friends of like we really barely got an introduction, barely.

Kelli (30:26.313)
They weren't. Right, right.

Wendy (30:31.35)
So yeah, and I, you know, I don't know, but I do know that Phaedra does bring it. So.

Kelli (30:37.811)
Yeah, mean, listen, I mean, of course, according to Andy Cohen, but you can't go by him. He'll say it about anything, but he said, you know, once Phaedra comes on, it's like a whole new show. So it'll be interesting.

Wendy (30:51.852)
It will be interesting and I'm looking forward to it.

Kelli (30:54.121)
You know what I read today? And once I read it, I was like, makes sense. So you know this whole Lexi and Jesse Solomon thing on summer house. And Lexi basically said, I guess somebody asked her like how she felt about the things Jesse was saying to her compared to the things he was saying about her to the other girls. And she was like, listen, if Jesse was talking to me, that got him camera time.

Wendy (31:03.071)
Yes.

Wendy (31:16.526)
Yeah.

Kelli (31:24.103)
if Jesse was talking shit about me to the other girls that got him camera time. And she said that Jesse would say to her that West got a lot more attention than he did last summer. So she's, isn't that interesting?

Wendy (31:39.637)
Really?

That is interesting.

Kelli (31:44.701)
and it totally sounds correct.

Wendy (31:48.526)
It does sound correct and you know what? Everything I've seen, don't, I feel like Sierra's doing her dirty. I don't think that what Sierra's doing is right.

Kelli (31:57.651)
I agree with you.

Wendy (31:58.998)
And I love Sierra. I've always loved Sierra.

Kelli (32:01.705)
Me too, but I'm not loving her this season for that reason. Like, Lexi had a birthday party for herself and Jesse and Sierra didn't go and hung out together and like posted pictures of themselves or something. That's fucked up. Now like, I really hope they reboot the whole show and base it around Lexi and her model friends.

Wendy (32:08.152)
Yeah.

Wendy (32:18.222)
Yes, it really is.

Wendy (32:28.81)
I do too. I'm there for that. I'm here for that.

Kelli (32:31.28)
Yeah, like I just.

Wendy (32:33.996)
I don't like it. I don't like it.

Kelli (32:35.719)
I don't like it either. And did we talk about Paige saying she was the breadwinner in the relationship?

Wendy (32:42.04)
Probably not, but she did say that.

Kelli (32:44.755)
And listen, I'm not gonna take anything away from Paige. I think she's gonna be extremely successful in whatever she does. I do not, however, think at that point when she filmed that and said that, she was the breadwinner. I think that Craig's been on TV longer than her. I think Summer House has been on longer, maybe a year or two, a season or two, longer than Southern Charm. Not a lot longer, but Craig, you know, started Southern Charm.

And Paige didn't come until season three or four. So I think Craig's definitely been on TV longer. And his company's obviously very successful. So I don't think she's right in saying she was the breadwinner. And again, I just don't.

Wendy (33:30.968)
I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I agree that she's gonna be successful. He's gonna be successful. I think that they're both right now living their best lives and they're with whoever they're with and they're happy. And I don't even wanna talk about him anymore because I'm sick of it. That's how I feel about it. But I mean, and even Kyle and Amanda, that's another one I'm completely sick of. Like why Amanda puts up with him is beyond me. It's beyond me.

Kelli (33:53.205)
Totally sick of-

Kelli (33:57.205)
Oh my God, like he came home at five o'clock in the morning and she's like, I didn't even have to say anything. He knew he was wrong. Amanda, I don't think he knows he's wrong. Cause he keeps doing it. And he clearly does not feel bad about it. He's a 40 something year old man and he's still coming in at 5 a.m.

Wendy (34:04.598)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (34:09.506)
No.

Yeah.

Wendy (34:20.43)
think he's 45. It's like...

Kelli (34:21.909)
He's 45, like what the fuck? I'm 50, if I came home at 5 a.m., I would probably have to sleep for the next 36 hours to recover from that.

Wendy (34:27.662)
if

Wendy (34:37.098)
It's crazy. It's crazy.

Kelli (34:39.253)
How about Mo and PK? We didn't talk about this on our Beverly Hills recap. They brought that up at the reunion. Mo and PK hanging out with Kyle Cook.

Wendy (34:49.164)
Yeah, that's crazy too.

Kelli (34:50.673)
my god.

Wendy (34:52.844)
They're like, do you have FOMO? They're like, no, I don't want to do that. I don't want to hang out with Kyle Cook.

Kelli (34:56.021)
Who the fuck does? Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with Amanda, but that girl is wasting valuable years of her life because she should not have kids with him.

Wendy (35:07.854)
She is.

Wendy (35:11.79)
No, she shouldn't. She really shouldn't because she's gonna be doing everything for the rest of her life and she's gonna be stuck with another man child. No, I'm sorry. I feel bad for her, but she's got it like just.

Kelli (35:17.647)
Kelli (35:24.725)
But she's in it. Like I feel bad for her, but it's like, how can you? She's in it. She's cosigning all of this.

Wendy (35:30.358)
I know.

You know what I don't get? I don't get the whole Ciara thing. This is like, I'm bringing this back again because Ciara's giving such good advice to Paige. Like, you know, do what's best for you. Don't let him dim your light. Like I feel like she's really supporting Paige in this whole decision that Paige is making during the summer with her relationship with Craig. But yeah, then she's without Craig knowing, but you know, she's talking to her girlfriend.

Kelli (35:56.873)
without Craig knowing.

Kelli (36:01.651)
I know, but on camera, it's, it's... Yeah. All right.

Wendy (36:03.554)
But she's talking to her girlfriend. And that's what we want. We want real. It's real. It's real.

Kelli (36:08.885)
I just wish she was having the same conversation with him, but maybe she was and we don't know about it. Who knows?

Wendy (36:14.038)
Right. But then she does this, she does Lexi so dirty. Like how can she be, I don't know. I know she was dealt dirty many times by Wes and by Austin and by Luke. Like they all did her dirty, but why does she have to do it? I expected more from her.

Kelli (36:19.253)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (36:31.422)
I know.

I do feel like she holds a little bit against Craig because of the Austin thing.

Wendy (36:41.184)
I mean, she could. She could, but again, that doesn't... I mean, and then Jesse after the West thing? I mean, come on.

Kelli (36:42.515)
She could, maybe not, maybe not.

Kelli (36:51.197)
That's what I mean. Like she's... yeah.

Wendy (36:54.518)
It's just not good. Sierra, come on. Wake up. They better not be together at the reunion. If they're together at the reunion, I'm done with her. I don't ever say that either, but that really would disappoint me.

Kelli (36:56.145)
It's... Yeah, no.

Kelli (37:04.371)
Yeah, no, God, I hope not.

Kelli (37:10.813)
Yeah. I was really glad Lexi said what she said about that though. was like, damn, that makes so much sense. Especially that he said West got more attention than me last year and West was getting more attention because he was pursuing Ciara.

Wendy (37:21.356)
Yes!

Wendy (37:26.061)
Right.

Kelli (37:27.741)
It's wild. It makes so much sense.

Wendy (37:30.72)
It does make sense. And have you watched any of the valley yet?

Kelli (37:33.321)
Nah.

I have not. tonight there was a second episode,

Wendy (37:40.75)
I... No, no, I think we're on the third episode. I've watched... I think I've watched two episodes already. You have to catch up. It's very good. It's very good. Yeah.

Kelli (37:42.239)
Tuesday? Is it on Tuesdays?

shit, I gotta catch up.

Kelli (37:51.029)
Yeah, I will. I will. Now that Beverly Hills is done, now I'll have time to watch that. I told you, just started binge watching Beverly Hills 90210 from the beginning. I'm on season five. Like, I can't stop watching, all weekend. I had off Fridays, you know, I worked at the salon on Saturday, but I had off Friday and Monday. I can't stop watching it. But now that Beverly Hills Housewives are done.

Wendy (38:01.933)
Wendy (38:09.036)
Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (38:18.193)
I can catch up on the valley and love hotel hasn't started yet, right? Okay.

Wendy (38:22.208)
It starts on the 27th. It has not started yet. But I want to start talking about the valley. Yeah, no, it's good. There's a lot going on. Yeah.

Kelli (38:27.775)
Okay.

Kelli (38:31.103)
So when you get back, I'll watch and then we'll just catch up on all the episodes that I played so far.

Wendy (38:37.728)
Okay, that sounds good. All right, I think that's all for tonight. Thank you for watching and listening. Please subscribe, tell your friends, give us five star reviews. Bye.

Kelli (38:39.69)
Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. That's a lot.

Kelli (38:50.313)
bye.